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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 28, 2005 / 17 Adar II, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The CIA is blamed for faulty intelligence about Iraq in a classified report coming out Thursday. It is filled with revelations of agency incompetence. Every year in the office pool, George Tenet picked Oxford to win the NCAA basketball tournament.


Martha Stewart returned to her magazine Martha Stewart Living Friday. In her first column she gave a recipe for a thousand-dollar omelet. It's made from six eggs, one lobster, ten ounces of caviar and two gallons of Chevron Unleaded Supreme.


CBS News reported Tuesday the price of gasoline hit three dollars per gallon in Beverly Hills and Malibu. It's starting to have a ripple effect. Actresses have begun hanging around the glass booth at the Chevron station around closing time.


Movie star Tom Sizemore got jail time Thursday for violating probation. He did cocaine and beat up Heidi Fleiss then broke down crying in court and screamed at reporters after his conviction. It's what we call in Los Angeles being a human being.


The Globe tabloid Friday had headlines declaring Bill Clinton has just months to live. That's absolutely ridiculous. No one wants to say he's himself again, but he just signed to endorse a Wall Street investment firm and it wasn't Fidelity.


The Christian Science Monitor reports Sunni groups that boycotted the Iraqi elections now want to join the government. Iraq is going from dictatorship to elected theocracy to Jeffersonian democracy. We are like two ships passing in the night.


Barry Bonds wouldn't comment on steroid use Tuesday and threatened to retire over a knee injury. He was sent to a local medical specialist. There's a lab in Scottsdale that specializes in freezing great hitters until their problems blow over.


Former CEO Bernard Ebbers was convicted of fraud after presiding over the fall of WorldCom. The telecommunications revolution was too much for him. He came of age back in the day when a simple handshake was all it took to destroy a company.


Prince Charles asked his sons to stand up at his wedding ceremony next week in some municipal town hall in Windsor. There is no church and no pageantry. If this wedding were any more downscale it would be conducted by an Elvis impersonator.


Insider host Pat O'Brien checked into alcohol rehab Monday. He left his wife to run off with a married heiress after accusations against him of groping women at work. Pat O'Brien is very popular in Hollywood where he is regarded as Every Man.

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