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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 22, 2005 / 11 Adar II, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Japan began marketing a new chewing gum Sunday that enhances breast size. It improves the size and shape and tone of breasts if chewed regularly. No one wants to say what's in the gum but each stick comes with Mark McGwire's rookie baseball card.

Mark McGwire was trashed for his testimony to Congress Thursday. His answers were evasive and slippery and transparently false. He may not get elected to the Hall of Fame but nobody's going to argue if he builds himself a presidential library.

Texas Tech legend Bobby Knight led his team to the Sweet Sixteen of the NCAA tourney Saturday. He complained that nobody backed him up when he was in Indiana. Bobby Knight once got into a fight with his dog and his wife said the dog was right.

Robert Blake, following his acquittal Friday, publicly begged Hollywood for an acting job. He found out right away that times are tough all over. That night at Denny's, Al Pacino came over to his table and asked him if he could take his order.

Barry Bonds knowingly used steroids, according to grand jury testimony by his mistress made public on Sunday. The slugger insists he didn't put any foreign substances in his body. Everything he takes is made right here in the good old USA.

Howard Dean embarrassed Democrats in Toronto Sunday by describing Republicans as brain dead. Given the news out of Florida, it was pretty insensitive. Howard Dean once surveyed tornado damage in Oklahoma City and said he was blown away.

Hillary Clinton called for both sides of the abortion debate to find common ground. She wants women to know how to avoid unwanted pregnancies. This means that in a Hillary Clinton Administration, Monica Lewinsky could be Surgeon General.

The U.S. Senate passed a bankruptcy law that makes it tougher to escape credit card bills. It's high time. If people want to spend money they don't have and run up debts they can't repay they will have to run for Congress like everybody else.

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