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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 14, 2005 / 3 Adar II, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Congress holds committee hearings Thursday to grill Major League ballplayers about performance-enhancing drugs in baseball. The hearings are so pointless. What can a bunch of guys on steroids teach a bunch of guys on Viagra about cheating?


Dan Rather said farewell Wednesday and signed off for the final time as anchor of the CBS Evening News. It won't be the same without him. For twenty-four years Americans have tuned in to watch Dan Rather, wondering if this is the night he snaps.


Bill Cosby was sued Friday by a woman who says he slipped her drugs and groped her. If found liable he could lose his license to play a doctor on television. Hollywood works on the principle that with pretend power comes pretend responsibility.


Russell Crowe claimed Tuesday al-Qaeda tried to kidnap him four years ago in a plot to destabilize America by threatening the lives of icons like himself. The FBI usually ignores claims like this in Hollywood. Nine times out of ten it's the cocaine talking.


The Senate passed a bankruptcy bill Thursday making it harder for Americans to escape debts. It gives credit card companies more options. Rather than remove automatic teller machines from casinos and racetracks, they would just as soon have your house.


Alan Greenspan indicated his approval Monday of a national sales tax to someday replace the graduated income tax. The class warfare crowd howled. If it were up to liberals, the America's Cup would begin a half-mile upstream from Niagara Falls.


Michael Jackson's household staff staged a sick-out Thursday after going weeks without a paycheck. He's had to cut back on his lavish lifestyle. Boys Life just broke the news that for two weeks he's been pouring domestic rum in the Jesus Juice.


Martha Stewart offered Monday to market the shawl knitted for her in prison that she wore to the plane. She can make anything appealing. Last night in Hollywood Hugh Grant offered a hooker an extra three hundred dollars to wear an ankle monitor.


Hillary Clinton demanded an improved national ratings system for video games and music and children's television. She's got to get these ratings in place, and quickly. Bill Clinton on Spring Break comes out on Sony PlayStation next week.


Bill Clinton will lend his name to an Austrian financial company that wants to market hedge funds to small investors. This is right up his alley. It allows Bill Clinton to do what he does best, which is to separate people from their money.


President Bush, with full support from France Monday, demanded that Syria exit Lebanon. Within one day Syrian troops were retreating to their own border. You can always tell which countries were French colonies by the speed of their retreats.


Howard Dean praised Democratic Party progress since he took over. He said he raised three million dollars and hasn't even sent out the Internet solicitation. For two thousand dollars, donors can watch the live exam-cam from his medical practice.


President Bush in Ohio Tuesday praised coal as a future clean-burning energy source. It could result in hearings. Geologists recently placed locally mined coal underneath their microscope and discovered that America is England on steroids.

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