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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 9, 2005 / 28 Adar I, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The NCAA announces Sunday the sixty-four team field for the men's basketball tournament. As the teams progress, casual interest turns into nationwide frenzy. Steroids will never taint America's true national pastime, gambling in the workplace.


Martha Stewart went to work Monday under house arrest. She can turn anything into a fashion necessity. Don't be surprised if next month Prince Charles unties an ankle monitor from Camilla's leg and tosses it into a crowd of leaping groomsmen.


Congressman Tom Davis said Sunday he will subpoena any ballplayers who won't testify about steroids. Lives are being cut short due to steroid use. Last year one guy was eaten by a shark when he swam out to retrieve a home run ball hit by Barry Bonds.


Syrian dictator Bashar Assad ordered his troops out of Lebanon Monday. He cut it very close. The dictator knew he was in trouble when Baghdad Bob's agent called him in Damascus Friday and asked if he needed a comedian to work the invasion.


Kuwait was the site of feminist protests Sunday demanding that women receive the right to vote in Kuwait. The country is way behind the times. The number-one television show in Kuwait City is Eight Simple Rules for Purchasing my Daughter.


Senator Robert Byrd was condemned by Republicans Thursday for being a former member of the Ku Klux Klan. That was sixty years ago. It must have worn off or otherwise he would be blaming steroid use in baseball on the Jews and the Catholics.

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