02/22/20: If we could snort Thin Mint dust, we would
02/15/20: Why we'll survive --- but first put away that ladder!
02/08/20: What could possibly be the problem with us all telecommuting?
11/25/20: Ever seen your dog mix it up with a raccoon? I did, and it isn't pretty
10/28/20: Calling a different kind of lid
10/13/20: I come not to praise vinyl but to scratch it
10/06/20: How to vote with absolute safety?
04/12/07: How the mullahs see the West, and why
03/29/07: Guns, Butter And Pork
03/21/07: R.I.P., Captain America
03/14/07: Sometimes debate must be sacrificed to The Truth
03/07/07: Heath care issue good for votes, bad for policymaking
02/28/07: Another empty symbolic gesture
02/21/07: Thoughts on the last indispensable nation on Earth
02/16/07: Can one of THOSE people be elected?
02/08/07: Don't underestimate Giuliani
01/11/07: Impeachment may be only means to rally GOP base
01/04/07: Putting an end to the Saddam problem
12/28/06: Looking back on the follies of the year ahead
12/15/06: We have met the enemy, and it moooos
12/07/06: What we really need at the U.N.
11/23/06: Class Warfare in the Aisles of Wal-Mart
11/16/06: Future historians will be baffled: They said they were going to destroy you; why didn't you do anything?
11/10/06: Where is America going?
11/02/06: Where is America going?
10/26/06: After regime change, the Party of the National Mom
10/19/06: Will civilization will be the death of civilization, after all?
10/12/06: Will civilization will be the death of civilization, after all?
10/05/06: Where hypocrisy is a greater sin than the transgression itself
09/28/06: The world reacts to news of bin Laden's death
09/21/06: Mum's the word, lest we provoke a lethal tantrum
09/14/06: Imagine the response to 9/11 had been diplomacy and restraint
09/07/06: Imagine the response to 9/11 had been diplomacy and restraint
08/31/06: Pluto's demotion as cautionary tale
08/24/06: When High Culture is a low blow for Western Civilization
08/17/06: Losing focus in the Long War
08/10/06: Fidel Castro Meets the Angel of History
08/03/06: Stuck in Neutral
07/27/06: America's peaceniks rally for the wrong side
07/20/06: Just blame it on Bush
07/13/06: Embracing a Sept. 10 Mentality
07/10/06: Truth, Justice and the American Whatever
06/29/06: All the Classified Info That's Fit to Disclose
06/22/06: New Direction for America is a wrong turn
06/15/06: Al-Qaida to Denmark: Bring it on
06/08/06: Self-loathing and the denial of terrorism
06/06/06: Advice for the GOP: Want to remain in power? Pretend there's a viable energy policy that goes beyond running cars with Mazola
05/25/06: Music industry needs a reality check
05/18/06: Virtual fence, virtual immigration reform
05/11/06: Time to leak the I-RANT
05/04/06: Gas fumes obscure GOP base
04/26/06: Please understand: They aren't civilized, and dialogue won't cut it
04/17/06: Shoot for the Moon! It'll Make You Feel Better!
04/06/06: Republican immigrants vs. Democratic immigrants
03/30/06: The real culprit in our worldwide image problem
03/24/06: Proving Bush right on Iraq
03/16/06: Musings on the coming plague
03/09/06: Lessons of the ports deal
03/02/06: Lessons of the ports deal
02/23/06: Journalists are brave, unless the subject is Islam
02/16/06: Al Gore and Others of His Ilk: Tough Love or Betrayal?
02/09/06: Desperately seeking fiscal prudence in the wilderness that is Washington
01/23/06: Iraq, Iran and the undermining tendencies of the Left
01/16/06: What's with these hardscrabble tales from Supreme Court nominees?
01/05/06: A look back at the year ahead
12/30/05: A look back at the year ahead
12/22/05: Here's the Movie the President's Critics Would Write
12/05/05: They keep digging themselves deeper
11/29/05: What would happen if we left Iraq
11/17/05: Vive la Difference!
11/10/05: Resuscitating the Daily Newspaper
11/04/05: Wonder Why the Republicans Are So Depressed? Look Left
10/20/05: America, the Killjoy Nation
10/17/05: Tribute to ElBaradei, or Slap at Great Satan?
10/06/05: Hyperventilating Over Harriet
09/23/05: How an Anti-Pork Initiative Could Pay for Katrina Reconstruction
09/21/05: Monumental disgust
09/02/05: Stop Your Whining and Start Pumping
08/25/05: There's No Downside for the Dems in Skewering Roberts
08/18/05: The Exploits and Exploitation of Cindy Sheehan
08/04/05: Live From New York: It's Ambassador John Bolton
07/28/05: Let's Review What the Left Has on Judge Roberts
07/22/05: Roll the Daisy-Picking Ads, and Goodbye Tom
07/04/05: Let's Not Let the Art World Politicize Sept. 11 at Ground Zero
06/24/05: Here's What You Need to Know About Gitmo
06/17/05: What Might They Say About Jacko?
06/09/05: Medical Marijuana as Compassionate Conservatism
06/02/05: International Fictions Like the U.N. Are Dying, Bolton or No Bolton
05/26/05: The Fizzle in Filibuster Fission
05/19/05: Just What Was the Point of That Newsweek Story, Anyway?
05/12/05: The fuzzy logic in the nonproliferation debate
05/05/05: When the Guys on Your Side Make You Cringe
04/28/05: With Gutlessness Typical of the Grating Generation, Hollywood Takes Up 9/11
04/21/05: This Time, McCain Doesn't Get a Pass
04/14/05: Demonization of the Other Side Is the Sorry Stuff of Modern Politics
04/08/05: What We'll Never Know About the Sandy Berger Affair
03/31/05: What to Use on This Column If You Horrors! Happen Not to Like It
03/25/05: The United Nations: What Is to Be Done?
03/11/05: Don't These People Have Better Things to Do?
03/04/05: At this crossroads in Middle East history, call in the French
02/24/05: Secret Bush Tapes Offer Grist for Friend and Foe
02/10/05: Of Men and Mice
02/04/05: Bush-the-Progressive leaves reactionary left in a quandary
01/27/05: Keeping Those Preconceptions Shiny and New
01/20/05: Could It Be That Men and Women Are ... Different?
01/13/05: Everyone at CBS should be breathing a sigh of relief
01/06/05: And now, a rousing welcome to Congress!
12/16/04: Why Scott Peterson deserves to live
12/09/04: Why would a political party be intent on alienating young workers?
12/04/04: Let's not read too much into the fate of Alexander
11/25/04: What Would John Wayne Do?
11/18/04: How to Make Blue Folks See Red: Pick on the Boy Scouts
11/10/04: Save evil for true treachery
11/04/04: When normal means divisive
10/28/04: Parsing the Polls
10/20/04: Kerry's Senate Record is a 78 played at 33 RPM
10/14/04: Meaning of War on Terror eludes Kerry
10/06/04: Kerry's global test fails the reality exam
09/29/04: Dems' mixed messages alienate the Center
09/23/04: Kerry's almost just about final position on Iraq
09/21/04: Will anyone trust them again?
09/09/04: Now can you name the enemy?
09/02/04: Save America from those who would save it
08/26/04: The character (or lack) behind the Kerry candidacy
08/19/04: Time for Old Media to make like McGreevey
08/12/04: Another Swing Vote: the Sufferers of Sudden Bush Hatred Fatigue Syndrome
08/05/04: Is Kerry's Problem nuance? Or is it obfuscation?
07/30/04: Intimate liability
07/26/04: Sandy Berger's classified wardrobe
07/15/04: Pretty faces, ugly words
07/08/04: Genocide can't happen if we banish the word
07/01/04: Dropping political discourse level
06/24/04: Kerry's Science Buddies and the Silly Sanctity of Life
06/17/04: Behold the Summer of Bill Clinton!
06/10/04: Whatever happened to respect for the presidency?
06/03/04: Tales at the intersection of war and popular culture
05/20/04: Athletes on Notice: Strive Unflaggingly
05/13/04: America likes Rumsfeld, and the Dems can't take it
05/07/04: Kerry Supporters Have a New Take on Vietnam War
05/05/04: New cell phone does everything, but there's a problem...
04/29/04: John Kerry, prisoner of symbolic politics
04/22/04: Shall we grovel? Kerry Plan to Restore America's Place in the World
04/08/04: Sept. 11 Might Have Been Different If ...
04/02/04: Slinging slime or citing facts?
03/26/04: One War, One Enemy
03/22/04: Bloodied Spain Rejoins Old Europe
03/12/04: Why All Those Foreign Leaders Want Kerry to Whup Bush
03/08/04: Introducing the Kerry Doctrine
02/27/04: Introducing the AWOLs: Angry White Outraged Libs
02/20/04: Sifting the headlines of election year 1992
02/18/04: Guess Which Candidate Our Enemies Want to Lose in 2004?
01/29/04: Every Laptop a Truth Squad
01/27/04: When the battle over artistic freedom goes over the edge
12/31/03: For the Left and Right, Some New Year's Resolutions
12/22/03: Dean's black helicopters
12/15/03: Dems Are Mainstreaming the Extreme
12/08/03: Does Dean Really Want to Be President? One Wonders, When He Opens His Mouth
11/24/03: The real story: Most Brits see U.S. as force for good
11/19/03: The Trouble With Al Gore's Screed on Civil Liberties
11/11/03: Can a fellow win with the Confederate Metrosexual vote?
10/22/03: Let's make Greenpeace pay
09/29/03: Ah-nold & Clark may be on different sides of the aisles, but their supporters are cut from the same cloth
09/19/03: All Hail the Ninth Circuit Court of Surreal
08/26/03: This time, the record industry doesn't stand a chance!
08/18/03: Assessing the Schwarzenegger Factor in Republicanism
08/08/03: No wonder Howard Two Covers Dean gets all the buzz
08/04/03: Expect bad news for the foreseeable future
07/28/03: Despot's Deserts
07/21/03: No winners in this game of gotcha
07/14/03: Doing the right thing in Liberia may not be the right thing to do
06/27/03: On feet in Democratic mouths
06/16/03: The real story behind Hillary's book
06/09/03:America's new mission was and remains: Extirpating the flaming nutballs and the societies that nurture them
06/03/03: The Constitution as gag order
05/23/03: Sometimes the theme of world events is chaos itself
05/16/03: Newspapers are only human, after all
05/13/03: What McCarthy messed up
05/06/03: Still think the International Criminal Court was a good idea?
04/03/03: The world is ending, the world is ending! Doesn't anybody care!? Why won't anybody listen!?
03/14/03: Kerry and the Dems are banking on American electorate's tendancy to forget history
02/28/03: Roadmap to peace?
02/13/03: We live in an age where the poet has been cast out from the halls of power --- sob, sob
02/10/03: Found: League for International Justice and Peace talking points
01/30/03: The US can go to war whenever it likes for its own reasons, and all the UN can do is pass more worthless paper
01/23/03: People who'd volunteer for the Iraqi army if they saw Saddam wearing a "Free Mumia" button
01/16/03: One of those head vs. heart things
12/27/02: Whistleblowers?
01/06/02: The second year of this jangled millennium
11/16/01: Attack of the 'Patriotism police' and other Hollywood fare
11/12/01: From the bleats of dismay
10/30/01: Osama and the Genie
10/08/01: "We can stop the Bush Death Juggernaut"
11/04/01: America, loathe or it leave it
09/25/01: Do the Europeans actually think that the war on murderous zealotry will be furthered by undercutting America?
08/27/01: If the economy is in a funk, why aren't we dancing?
08/14/01: Dubyah's embarrassing presidential vacation
08/10/01: Hail to our co-chiefs?
08/03/01: Constitution: George the Uniter picked a doozy to unify detractors
07/25/01: The real reason why we need missile defense (What those uppity policy wonks won't tell you!)
06/18/01: Paining the egalitarian soul
06/01/01: One of the stranger indexes you'll ever hear about
05/21/01: One man's toke is another man's snort
05/08/01: Republicans want poisoned water
04/23/01: We bleat as we're sheared
04/10/01: Boys will be boys. And that's the problem
04/06/01: Pity the anti-American Left, they're gonna have a hard time on this one
03/26/01: You've been warned
03/16/01: The GOP's inexplicable desire to fold
02/23/01: Will the Jeb Bush administration attack Saddam in 2011?
02/09/01: In search of the the first ashtray thrown by a member of the First Family
02/06/01: Can you say 'Ayatollah Bush'?
01/24/01: The new Executive Orders
01/22/01: Hey, Dubya: Wanna save Ashcroft? Teach him to rap!
01/09/01: Bubba gets his last licks
01/05/01: The low-down on the coming recession (What those snooty economists won't tell you)
12/23/00: Memo to Dubya: Wanna show who is boss? Nuke 'em!
12/06/00: The Count of Carthage
At the Sore/Loserman Transition HQ
12/01/00: The Count of Carthage
11/28/00: Clinton knows history isn't written by the victors anymore
11/17/00: Chad's the word
11/08/00: The strangest political night
11/07/00: Get ready to return to the Dark Ages