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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 10, 2020

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Trump took a victory lap at the National Prayer Breakfast and a White House gathering of Republican lawmakers that stood by him during impeachment. The Democrats have now moved on to the next question. Was Nancy Pelosi anywhere near the paper ballots in Iowa?

New York former Mayor Mike Bloomberg continued flooding social media and TV with ads in hopes of votes months away on Super Tuesday. So far he's spent $500 million of his own money and has gotten nothing for it. Forget the presidency, Mike belongs in Congress with a record like that.

Prince Harry and Meghan's security detail in Canada Tuesday complained to the tabloids they are being treated like servants. Historians say Harry's marriage to Meghan adds a whole new dimension to the Royal Family line. Not because she's of mixed race, but because they are not related.

Men's Fitness ran an article urging Baby Boomer men to eat healthy as well as exercise. They lectured that half-measures are self-sabotaging. Last week at the gym in West Hollywood, I was walking by the treadmill and I noticed some idiot placed a bottle of water where the Pringles can goes.

Senator Mitt Romney was ripped by Utah Republicans for being the lone Republican in either the House or Senate to vote Trump guilty of an impeachment charge. Poor Mitt can't seem to do anything right. He decided to have his I Am Spartacus moment Wednesday and it killed Kirk Douglas.

Nancy Pelosi was ripped for tearing up her copy of Trump's State of the Union speech behind his back Tuesday. Her act needs work. It'd have been a lot funnier if Nancy had ripped up Trump's speech into four sections like she did, then fold it up together and then re-opened an intact newspaper.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg claimed victory in the Iowa caucuses as the late tally showed he was edging Bernie Sanders. Joe Biden admitted it was a disaster for him. However, Elizabeth Warren achieved a lifetime goal, she finished far enough back she could finally claim to be a minority.

Nancy Pelosi upstaged President Trump's closing applause after his State of the Union speech by ripping her copy of his speech right behind his back. Their public display of mutual loathing is starting to play like a 1939 screwball comedy. At what point do they realize they're hopelessly in love?

President Trump received bi-partisan applause in his State of the Union speech calling for an infrastructure bill to improve our roads and bridges. It would also fund badly needed upgrades in communication. It's 2020 and the people of Iowa are still waiting for the results of the Super Bowl.

The Iowa Caucus suffered a communications disaster Monday when caucuses across the state were unable to report their tallies. No one knew the vote totals for eighteen hours because the app didn't work and the phone lines jammed. Guess which presidential candidate suggested smoke signals.


Iowa election officials were as mortified as the candidates by the delay in reporting the caucus results until Tuesday afternoon. However with seventy-two percent of the votes tallied, Mayor Pete upset Bernie Sanders. These are the times we live in, Iowans chose homosexuality over socialism.

Bernie Sanders voters in Iowa were furious as hours passed without any reporting of Bernie's anticipated win, fueling rumors he'd been robbed again by the DNC. The socialist senator has one consolation. His surplus of votes got distributed equally among the less fortunate candidates.

Mike Bloomberg came right out Friday and stated that legalizing marijuana was the stupidest thing the country ever did. Last week in Tennessee, a man was arrested for smoking pot in the courtroom, while he was in court on a marijuana charge. Ironically, he was then thrown in the joint.

Al Qaeda leader Jabba the Jihaddist, named for his appearance similar to Star Wars character Jabba the Hut, was captured in Iraq. At 560 pounds, he's more than a terrorist to Americans, he's a role model. Jabba the Jihaddist is the only enemy who chants Death to America by Type-2 Diabetes!

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