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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 18, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Trump decided to declare an emergency to get more border wall funding. Democrats are furious. Opponents of the wall say America is a racist, sexist unfair country that exploits its poor and jails its minorities, and that it's wrong to stop people from coming here to enjoy its blessings.

• NASA announced that the Mars Rover has stopped sending photographs after the camera's battery finally ran out of power after fifteen years of continuous use. It left everybody thinking the same thing and asking the same question. Why can't they use the same battery for my smartphone?

• Supermodel Hailey Baldwin revealed why she decided to take the last name of husband Justin Bieber. I feel for the kid. You know you are in Pop Star Hell when it's less embarrassing for you to admit you are married to Justin Bieber than it is for you to admit you are the niece of Alec Baldwin.

• Motown Records reported it's dropped Michael Jackson from the record company's upcoming documentary. What a versatile talent. Michael Jackson started out as a black performer with huge crossover appeal to white audiences and he ended up as a white performer with huge crossover appeal to black audiences.



• A Texas man entered an abandoned house in Houston to smoke pot Sunday and found a tiger inside. Naturally the stoner wanted to take a selfie with the cat and post it. That would've left him with a photo of himself at one with nature and the tiger with a nice photo of his steak and ribs dinner.

• The Miami Herald reports a Florida woman had her boyfriend arrested for beating her across the face with a Taco Bell burrito. It was a political gift from Heaven. Now advocates of the New Green Deal can say that products that produce methane gas are disproportionately harmful to women.

• Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in an interview compared America's treatment of racial minorities to that of the Nazis. Young people throw that word around way too casually. The New Oxford English Dictionary defines Nazi as anybody who disagrees with you on Facebook.

• Kamala Harris said she smoked pot in college listening to Tupac Shakur's and Snoop Dogg's music. However when she was in college, Tupac and Snoop hadn't recorded anything yet. I'm old enough to remember when presidential candidates lied by saying they didn't smoke pot in college.


• The Philadelphia Inquirer reports that inmate Bill Cosby has been transferred out of the state prison's special treatment wing and into the general population even though the comedian is now blind. It's not so surprising. A lot of us said that Bill Cosby would never see the inside of a prison cell.

• Yale is being sued by three undergraduate women who claim that the fraternity system at the school enables sexual harassment. They also say the fraternities discriminate by not letting women join. A proud member of ATO at OU, I majored in Gender Studies when there were only two of them.

• Speaker Nancy Pelosi could only offer tepid support to the Green New Deal as the resolution's provisions became spelled out to the public Monday. For starters, it would commit the country to getting rid of all flatulent cows. The Women of the View declared they regard this as a personal attack.

• The Journal of the American Medical Association reports medical schools have been donated a large number of cadavers for classroom instruction this year. They can't explain why all the bodies were donated. Perhaps veterans have finally figured out a way to get a doctor to look at them.


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