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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 11, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Virginia's governorship looks up for grabs after a cascade of scandals by the state leaders last week. In days, the outrages went from infanticide, to black face, to sexual assault, and then back to black face. Virginia has so embarrassed itself West Virginia just changed its name to East Kentucky.

• Virginia's governor refused to resign Thursday while the Lt. Governor and Attorney General were wounded by scandal as well. The GOP Speaker is set to take over, but it was learned he once watched Blazing Saddles and laughed out loud repeatedly. He's apologized, but it may not be enough.

• ABC and NBC faced blackface scandals of their own Thursday after photographs appeared of Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon and Joy Behar made up as black people. It's a bad day for the West Virginia Film Commission. Hollywood won't make any movies about coal miners for a long, long time.

• Delta Airlines and Coca-Cola apologized for napkins which encouraged passengers to get the phone numbers of other passengers they might have a crush on. Coca-Cola apologized for the pick-up suggestion printed on the napkins. Delta apologized for charging five dollars per napkin.

• Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez filed a Green New Deal bill Friday that imposes a huge tax rate, ends air travel, kills all cattle, ends coal and gas power and renovates every building in the U.S. It could be the silliest bill ever filed. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez walks into a bar, and lowers it.

• Senator Markey of Massachusetts and Ocasio-Cortez wrote the Green New Deal that is intended to save the planet, which progressives believe is threatened by carbon emissions. Everyone on both sides of this issue can agree on one thing. Global warming is the number-one cause of documentaries.

• Democratic Senator Amy Klochubar of Minnesota hinted that she would announce her plans to run for president. It's best to announce early for the media attention. A national survey taken last month reveals that eighty percent of all Democrats are planning to run for president.

• Elizabeth Warren apologized again after her she wrote on her Texas Bar application in 1986 she was an American Indian. Later on, Harvard Law School advertised Warren as its first woman of color on the faculty. Look, if you want to get technical, the Saxons WERE a tribe once.



• Senator Elizabeth Warren was contrite Wednesday after she was caught on her old Texas Bar application asserting she's an American Indian. The senator spent all day apologizing and admitting she belonged to no tribe. Warren was really red-faced about it so she'll never be governor of Virginia.

• The Detroit Free Press gave a rave review to a new biography of Betty Ford by Lisa McCubbin which details her fascinating life from high-fashion model to First Lady to a pioneer in alcohol recovery. She died a few years ago but not before Americans showed we could stop after one Clinton.

• Washington pundits were perplexed over the Virginia blackface photo revelations scandal and wondered just how far this reign of terror into older politicians' past would go. No one knows where it's going to end. Way back when Bernie Sanders was a little boy growing up in Brooklyn and his buddies played Cowboys and Indians, Bernie always insisted on being the Chinese railroad worker.

• Governor Ralph Northam's racist yearbook page unleashed a PC reign of terror against white privilege. Critics are attacking Mary Poppins, saying when she sings while covered with chimney soot she's in blackface. To be fair the song was Just a Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Hennessey's Go Down.

• President Trump announced he'll hold talks with Kim Jung Un in Vietnam this month. It will be a nice escape from CNN, the Russia probe and Late Night host badgering. I don't want to say the script has flipped during my lifetime, but Trump is going to Vietnam to avoid combat duty in America.

• The Denver Post reported that Colorado drug advocates have succeeded in getting a measure on Denver's municipal ballot that would decriminalize magic mushrooms. In Denver, the cannabis community sponsored a march for legalized mushrooms. The turnout was high.

• Apple started offering iPhone owners four hundred dollar trade-ins for a new iPhone XS. The transitory world of high-tech companies keeps many investors in commodities stocks. You'll know Apple's REALLY more valuable than Exxon when we start invading countries for their Internet cafes.



• President Trump stood at the podium during his State of The Union speech facing all the Democratic Congresswomen who sat together in white uniforms looking like a choir of angels. It provided us a historic moment. It is the first time Democrats gathered in one place dressed in white that didn't involve burning a cross.

• President Trump's State of the Union performance was ripped by CNN despite 76 percent of Americans liking it. At the National Zoo, Trump rescued a child who'd fallen into the lion's habitat, where Trump leaped into the habitat, punched the lion in the face, snatched the child and escaped to the cheers of the crowd. That night CNN reported that Trump attacked an African immigrant and stole his lunch.

• President Trump in his State of the Union called on Americans stop fighting and start pulling together. Cable news might never agree to peace. Before Trump's State of the Union speech, the Fox News website routinely abbreviated the speech as the SOTU, and the CNN website called it the STFU.

• Michael Jackson's family denounced the lurid Jackson documentary for HBO that premiered at Sundance. He was greatly loved by young people. The day that Michael Jackson died, dozens of kids showed up at the front gates at Neverland, and after a while, the police arrived and let them out.


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