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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 1, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The People vs. O.J. Simpson mini-series debuts Tuesday and recalls the murder, the slow-speed car chase and the courtroom drama. One of O.J.s' lawyers is responsible for everything that's wrong with today's pop culture. The sign in Robert Kardashian's gym clearly stated Do Not Bang Dumbbells.

Daily Variety reported that a white British actor will play Michael Jackson in the road comedy movie Elizabeth, Michael and Marlon. Everyone in Hollywood understood the casting decision. It looks like an Academy Award-winning movie role and the producers didn't want to take any chances.

Missouri dismissed star quarterback Matty Mauk Wednesday after a video was posted showing him snorting coke. He'd been caught on tape other times partying. If there had been cell-phone cameras in the Seventies, Baby Boomers would still be working off our community service sentences.

The GOP candidates took turns in Thursday's Fox News debate in Iowa describing how they would defeat ISIS. Right now, the administration strategy is to back Iraq by helping the Iranian army run ISIS out of Iraq. This war has more "I's" in it than an Obama speech about someone else.

Donald Trump made a point before his Thursday fundraising event for Iowa's war veterans of inviting Hispanics. He's toned down his anti-immigrant rhetoric since he went to church Sunday in Iowa. He closed his eyes and asked God for direction, and God gave him the directions in Spanish.

Bristol Palin went on Twitter Thursday to rip Tina Fey for her spoof of her mom Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live last weekend. There's a more serious problem. First Sarah Palin endorses Donald Trump and then he quits the next debate, indicating to bacteriologists that Sarah's contagious.

Hillary Clinton addressed an auditorium full of evangelicals in Iowa Thursday where she was asked how her views align with the Ten Commandments. It's a good question. No one would say Hillary Clinton is opposed to the Ten Commandments, but she's not exactly married to the idea either.

Hillary Clinton was asked at the Democratic town hall for candidates on Monday to name her favorite U.S. president and she said Abraham Lincoln. That silenced her opponent. It's long been rumored in Washington D.C. that Bernie Sanders and Mary Todd Lincoln were more than just friends.

The University of Miami will host the White Privilege Conference this spring for white college kids around the country. They'll scrutinize their built-in advantage in the English-speaking world. You can't make it up, after sixty years the Democrats have managed to make segregation fashionable again.

Madrid newspapers report a bullfighter fought a bull in Spain while holding a five-month old infant girl in his arms. The public is demanding he be arrested. The whole idea of having Western values is so that bullfighters and Navy SEALS never, ever observe Take Our Daughters to Work Day.

Donald Trump addressed the issues of the day in a CNN interview on his plane Thursday. The candidate stayed in character when asked about the Zika virus. He said we're going to build a two thousand mile mosquito net along the U.S. border with Mexico and we're going to make Raid pay for it.

Donald Trump skipped the Iowa GOP debate Thursday because he did not trust the Fox News moderator Megyn Kelly to ask him fair questions. He got off easy this time. Usually, when Donald Trump breaks things off with a younger blonde woman, he winds up having pay community property.

The New York Post reports Russian communists are furious that Leonardo DiCaprio will play Lenin in a new film shot in Russia because he's not Russian. They threatened to block film crews from entering the studio. In his current movie he's mauled by a bear, so he could pass for Ukrainian.


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