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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 24, 2015

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton's charity was scrutinized when it was found that the Clinton Global Foundation has raised two billion from foreign sources but they've only given twenty percent of it to charity. Some of the criticism is quite slanderous. Rudy Giuliani said he doesn't think Hillary loves Switizerland.

Jeb Bush gave a speech laying out a robust vision for U.S. foreign policy at the Chicago Council on Foreign Relations Wednesday and he declared he's his own man. Pollsters reveal that Jeb Bush has tremendous name recognition. If he can overcome that he has a chance of being elected.

Jeb Bush's foreign policy speech drew rave reviews from Republicans. He accidentally said ISIS has two hundred thousand fighters when it's twenty thousand, he confused Iraq with Iran, and he mispronounced Boko Haram. If history is any guide, Jeb Bush is well on his way to the White House.

Vanilla Ice was arrested for burglary and grand theft in Palm Beach Tuesday. Twenty years ago he recorded a lot of songs trying to be the first great white rapper. During the arrest, he knew he was in trouble when the Florida police didn't want to shoot him until they found out he was Vanilla Ice.



The White House admitted Friday that HHS sent one million Obamacare website enrollees the wrong tax returns which could cause them to be delinquent. The latest gaffe is a continuation of the error-plagued rollout. If President Obama were serious about destroying ISIS, he'd design their website.

The White House announced an upcoming assault on ISIS-held Mosul using Iraqi troops. It's a clever plan. The plan is to station twenty-five thousand Iraqi troops below the city and then the U.S. troops will attack the Iraqi Army from the south and as they retreat in panic they overwhelm Mosul.

Jesse Jackson declared the Little League organization racist for rescinding the title from the Jackie Robinson team from South Chicago. They played ringers and falsified their addresses. It's wrong to crack down on cheating because every kid should believe he could someday grow up to be Mayor of Chicago.

The USDA approved a genetically modified apple that won't turn brown when you slice it open Friday. No one can believe the Obama administration approved something that'll never turn brown but remain white. The White House was so busy defending Islam last week they took their eye off the ball.

A State Department spokeswoman astonished observers Tuesday by declaring that America cannot defeat ISIS by killing the ISIS fighters, that we must provide jobs for them. They're fully employed right now. Is there any better job for an eighteen-year-old than getting to act out video games in real life?

President Obama backed the State Department assertion Friday that ISIS cannot be defeated by killing them, only by providing them with jobs. It may require a program of U.S. government jobs. They've been unable to find a job beheading people in the private sector ever since the recession ended.

President Obama urged patience and empathy in the campaign to defeat ISIS at his summit last week. U.S. conservatives are on the warpath. The NRA is hoping that the ISIS fighters were taught a mistranslation of the Koran, and when they arrive in Paradise they are greeted by seventy-two Virgils.

President Obama told the Summit on Combating Extremism Tuesday he wants the United States to be a partner in democratic reform across the Middle East. It isn't easy. In a perfect world, they'd all become an American-style democracy, with a government that's based upon the will of the lobbyists.

The Pentagon revealed a treasure trove of intel on Osama bin Laden that was seized in the raid on his compound. It shows he spent hours watching porn, looking at himself on old videos and smoking pot. Hollywood sees this as proof that our similarities are much greater than our differences in this world.

WalMart announced Thursday it's giving its lowest wage earners a raise to nine dollars an hour next month and then up to ten dollars an hour next year. Business is booming right now. If ISIS thinks they're so tough, let them try to keep Americans from entering WalMart as the tax refunds arrive.

Germany's government rocked the world financial markets Thursday by refusing to grant a loan extension to the Greek government and demanding that the Greeks pay up or else. All of Germany cheered the ultimatum. As if the threat of ISIS isn't a scary enough prospect, Frankenstien just woke up.


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