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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 25, 2014 / 25 Adar I, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |

NBC News says a thirteen-year-old Girl Scout set up a table outside a San Francisco pot clinic and sold two hundred boxes of Girl Scout cookies in an hour. She's been asked to stay. If you've heard it a million times, the secret to retail success is location, location, location.

Dennis Rodman left rehab early Thursday and announced he will be returning to North Korea soon to see his good friend Kim Jong Un. His presence is needed there right away. Kim Jong Un needs help loading nuclear warheads and getting the cookies down from the top shelf.

Powerball Lottery officials say the winning ticket in Thursday's four hundred twenty-five million dollar lottery was bought in Oakland. The jackpot winner plans to do what every Californian would do with the millions. He's going back to Mexico and immigrating here legally.

Russia's Vladimir Putin presided over the Olympics closing ceremony Sunday. He's been nominated for a Nobel prize for his work in the field of clinical depression. Vladimir Putin can predict who will commit suicide in London the next week just by picking up the telephone.

Russian police horse-whipped the Russian female punk band Pussy Riot Monday as they sang a song making fun of Russia's president Vladimir Putin. The horsewhipping was their last warning. Next time they make fun of the president they get replaced by Jimmy Fallon.



Ukraine's government struck a deal with the democracy protestors Friday and agreed to hold new elections to decide if Ukraine will side with the West or Russia. Both sides together are sitting on a powderkeg. The Weather Channel says the five-day forecast for Kiev is two days.

Canada's men's hockey team won Friday a day after Canada's women's hockey team won the gold. They also won both golds in curling. The best part about Canada winning is that Baby Boomers get to watch Toronto's mayor celebrate and reminisce about the good old days.

North Dakota was rated the happiest U.S. state in an annual poll conducted by Gallup and Healthways. Another poll said North Dakota was the number-one state in beer consumption. In fact last Friday North Dakota got so drunk it woke up the next morning next to West Virginia.

Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky re-surfaced as a likely presidential campaign issue in three years Thursday. She lives in London, where she was recently kicked off a team of hospital volunteers. Apparently, the sign Stroke Patients means something else in England.

The White House announced a new Obamacare mandate requiring businesses to swear when they fire someone it's not because of Obamacare. Government force has nothing to do with it. And Osama bin Laden is at the bottom of the ocean because he really likes scuba diving.

Miami Dolphins coach Joe Philbin promised a better working environment in the locker room Thursday after an NFL report. The team was ripped for casually using racist, sexist and homophpobic language. From now on they can listen to rap music but they can't sing along.

China's generals said today's Chinese soldiers are too fat to fit into army tanks designed thirty years ago. That's news. If U.S. tanks could roll into North Korea, and the Chinese couldn't get into their tanks to oppose them, the Congressional Medal of honor could go to McDonald's.

Pasadena learned it will be a bicycle stop for thousands of racing cyclists in California's Amgen bicycle race the first Sunday in May. The old aristocratic town is appalled. Pasadena is the only city in Southern California that has Downton Abbey tailgate parties ten Sundays a year.

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