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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 15, 2013/ 5 Adar 5773

Rubio Is in the Pit

By Roger Simon




http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Marco Rubio fell into the orchestra pit this week.

This sometimes happens to politicians and performers — who often are the same people.

The orchestra pit metaphor comes from Roger Ailes. I interviewed him years ago when he was George H.W. Bush's media wizard and not yet head of the Fox News Channel.

The 1988 Bush-Michael Dukakis presidential race had been marked by extremely negative campaigning. Ailes claimed this was largely the fault of the press and its obsession with the negative.

"A guy plays a wonderful symphony, and at the end he falls in the orchestra pit," Ailes said. "Him falling in the pit will be the story."

"The press is part of the negative process they attack," he went on. "Is Ailes negative? Go read the headlines, and you'll see who's really negative. I knew I could always get a headline if I went negative."

Nobody pushed Marco Rubio — he stumbled on his own — but soon he was looking up from the bottom of the pit.

Rubio, a senator from Florida, gave the official Republican response to President Barack Obama's State of the Union address on Tuesday. Even though Rubio is only 41 and relatively new to the national stage, he did just fine. For 11 minutes. And then he got thirsty.

Rubio was speaking live from a room at the U.S. Capitol, when he developed a dry mouth. He could have done the human thing, which would have been to stop his speech and say, "Excuse me, I need some water."

But the human thing is not what comes to mind when one is doing live TV. On live TV, one wants to do the smoothest thing one can.

So Rubio glanced off to his left to locate a bottle of water and then went back to maintaining eye contact with the audience while leaning over to pick it up.

This looked weird. Real people don't reach for things this way. A more experienced performer would have realized that sometimes it pays to look real and not like a performer.

Rubio glanced quickly at the 8-ounce bottle of Poland Spring water, grabbed it and then looked back at the camera. He took a slug, and then while still maintaining eye contact with the audience, he leaned back over to replace the bottle, glancing away momentarily to make sure he was putting the bottle on the table.

It took only a few seconds, but it was a peculiar few seconds. Usually we expect our politicians to act peculiarly only when they are off-camera.

Was this a supremely trivial event? Absolutely.

But it became Rubio's "Big Gulp" moment.

Twitter lit up with jokes and comments. Various people began tweeting from the point of view of the water bottle, and almost immediately one could see the gulp replayed in slow motion, stop-action and with running commentary. There was even a clip in which you could hear Wolf Blitzer say "uh-oh" as Rubio took the swig heard round the world.

Rubio tried to take some of the embarrassment away by tweeting his own picture of the water bottle. But the next day, the story grew, of course.

Every day, The Associated Press puts out "10 Things to Know for Today" — largely, I suspect, for pundits who go on TV and need to know at least 10 things — and Rubio's gulp came in at No. 8. (The fugitive standoff in California was No. 1, and the winner of the Westminster dog show was No. 10.)

A spokeswoman for Poland Spring declared that water was good and "the simple refreshment does what it did for Sen. Rubio last night."

You have to be a real political junkie to remember a single word Rubio uttered in his speech, but millions of people will remember him for that swig.

Wednesday, Rubio went on ABC's "Good Morning America" and told George Stephanopoulos: "I needed water. What am I going to do?" Then Rubio took out a bottle of water and drank from it. "God has a funny way of reminding us we're human," he said.

And maybe it was, as Rubio apparently believes, a religious moment.

The current issue of Time magazine has a large picture of Rubio on its cover with the headline: "The Republican Savior."

In the past, however, saviors have walked on water, not chugged it.

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