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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 26, 2013 / 16 Adar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | George Washington's Birthday was celebrated Friday with a costume party at Mount Vernon. What a leader. George Washington remains popular today because he's the only president in U.S. history who didn't blame his problems on the previous administration.

Google asked women to consumer-test their new augmented-reality eyeglassses last week. They have a tiny camera that records everything you see and stores it on your iPhone. This invention could go down in history as the polio vaccine for unwanted sexual advances.

Gangster Squad's Josh Brolin and actress Diane Lane filed for divorce. He went into the marriage with his emotional baggage and she went into the marriage with her emotional baggage. When Hollywood people fall in love it's like two dump trucks colliding.

Oscar Pistorius made bail Friday after killing his girlfriend. He says he accidentally shot her through the bathroom door thinking she was a burglar. The alibi is so bad that Apartheid is now the second most embarrassing thing South Africa's had to live down.

TV coverage of the Oscar Pistorius killing of Reeva Steenkamp drew huge ratings in the U.S. She was a blonde model and a law school graduate. The Republicans love any celebrity crime, while the Democrats enjoy it as the vicarious killing of a Fox News anchor.

Newark Airport TSA found cocaine in a guy's luggage tucked inside women's panties in a Victoria's Secret gift bag. He must have been from L.A. This is what people give each other for Valentine's Day in Los Angeles because everybody's off sugar and they think flower stems feel pain.

The Vatican ripped the media for trying to sway the papal elections this month. The liberals want the cardinals to elect a black guy from Ghana and the conservatives want the cardinals to elect an Italian. Joe Biden urged the liberals to go after the women voters.

Israel's president Shimon Peres will give Barack Obama Israel's Medal of Distinction in March. It's for financing Israel's anti-missile system called the Iron Dome. It worked so well against Hezbollah missiles he is urging the NFL to adopt the technology for helmets.

President Obama warned of the looming automatic sequester cuts on Tuesday. He said they will slice the military, sink first responders and drive working families into poverty. You could tell by the verbs he used that he's still back on the golf course with Tiger.

Michelle Obama made two commercials with Sesame Street's Big Bird Friday in the White House kitchen to promote healthy eating. She had his full cooperation. Big Bird is anxious for you to know you're not the only one whose life is shortened by fried chicken.

The Pentagon and NASA revealed Friday they spent thirty-six million dollars to build a transportation blimp. The timing was perfect. Leisure tourists would rather ride the Hindenburg than flush a toilet on a Carnival Cruise and have to live with the consequences.

Pete Rose appealed to Major League Baseball and Topps to restore references to his hitting records on baseball cards. He's in for a long wait. No one in the league office could respond because they were too busy filling out their March Madness brackets.

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