In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 22, 2013 / 12 Adar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Washington's Birthday is celebrated Friday honoring the nation's first president and leader of the rebel Continental Army in the Revolutionary War. He was a rich Southern guy with a pony tail who grew hemp. In England this day is celebrated as Willie Nelson Day.

Tiger Woods addressed reporters at Tucson's Accenture Match Play Championships Tuesday to discuss his golf date with President Obama. He said the president has a nice touch and an excellent aim. Obviously Tiger's never seen President Obama's drone strikes.

Magic Johnson said Jeannie Buss should run the Los Angeles Lakers after Jerry Buss died Monday. The Buss family taught the world that sports is show business. No one who fails a drug test can play for the L.A. Lakers but no one who passes one can sit courtside.

The London Mail reports frozen food sales are down twenty percent in Britain since horsemeat was found in meat entrees. It's okay now. Horsemeat lovers were consoled by the fact that even with regular beef, Swanson's Beef Stroganoff still tastes like glue.

John Kerry gave his first speech as Secretary of State Wednesday and declared that Congress is a bigger threat to the U.S. than China. They have to scapegoat somebody for this economy. Jewish people feel a lot safer hearing that Republicans are the new Jews.

New Mexico former senator Pete Domenici admitted he fathered a secret child thirty years ago with the daughter of Senator Paul Laxalt. It's just one of many. Once they shut down the Senate page program these guys had nowhere to go but to each other's daughters.

China was accused by U.S. defense experts Monday of hacking into Pentagon computers and stealing sensitive information. This could backfire badly on Beijing. If they find a copy of the defense budget and steal it they'll be out of money by the middle of next week.

Joe Biden spoke against assault weapons Tuesday and advised women to go outside and fire two shots from a double barreled shotgun to scare off intruders. He's so wise. Once an intruder knows your gun is empty he'll gladly go home and leave you alone, ladies.

Jesse Jackson, Jr. pleaded guilty to campaign finance fraud while serving as a Member of Congress Tuesday. He stole a fortune from his campaign fund. Chicago politicians always wear pin-striped suits so that when they go to jail they don't have to change clothes.

A South African judge heard bail arguments on Olympic star Oscar Pistorius Monday after he pleaded not guilty to murdering his girlfriend. He'll be okay. If history is any guide, the next step after being a prisoner in South Africa is being president of South Africa.

John McCain was heckled at an Arizona townhall Monday on immigration reform. He urged Congress to work quickly on immigration reform. Of course, if Americans wanted Congress to work quickly, we would have elected immigrants from in front of Home Depot.

Discovery Channel premiered Weed Country about the marijuana industry in states where it's legal. The feds are trying to arrest the growers who claim states' rights. It's taken a hundred and sixty years, but hippies at Berkeley finally see South Carolina's point.

Hillary Clinton signed with the Harry Walker speakers agency, which guaranteed her two hundred grand a speech. It's the same they charge organizations to book their client Bill Clinton. Ten percent of the fee goes to the agent for arranging the speech and ten percent goes to the special prosecutors for teaching Bill and Hillary to tell great stories.

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