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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 20, 2013 / 10 Adar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama played a secret round of golf with Tiger Woods in Palm Beach with no press allowed at the club. He picked up some helpful tips. Tiger Woods shared his expertise with the president and now all the text messages from Benghazi have been erased.

Presidents Day was described by historians Monday as a day to think like Roosevelt, pray like Washington and act like Lincoln. Unfortunately it's a day off. That's when most Americans prefer to drink like Grant, behave like Clinton and eat like William Howard Taft.

The NBA All-Star Game in Houston Sunday marked Michael Jordan's fiftieth birthday. There's no one like him. He's in second place behind Mel Gibson for the biggest divorce settlement ever levied and he just sent his ex-wife a check to put himself back in first place.

Blade Runner Oscar Pistorius is accused of murdering his fiance in South Africa. The legless Olympic runner fired four shots through his bathroom door and killed her. It's believed he opened fire when he found out she was using used his blades to shave her legs.

The White House leaked a bill offering lawful prospective status to illegal aliens last week. To get a green card they must learn U.S. history and speak English. They must learn that Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California were given to the U.S. in the Book of Genesis.

Harvard researchers reported Monday that fluoride in the water supply is lowering children's IQs and dumbing down the population. Everybody was relieved to hear about the research study. We're looking for any possible excuse to say it's not the football helmets.

Australian newspapers say hobby drones are flying off the shelves in stores, sparking privacy concerns. People can buy drones and use them to follow other people around and record what they're doing on their iPhones. It won't cost private detectives any work unless these drones can fly through windows or the subjects are cheating in the backyard.

The Sierra Club marched against the Keystone oil pipeline in Washington D.C. Sunday, claiming it's bad for the ozone. How silly. Even if it does cause global warming, the oil will power your air conditioner and cable TV, and that's the very definition of sustainablity.

USA Today reported ammunition shortages in gun stores around the country Monday due to widespread fear of a weapons ban. It's the law of unintended consequences. Just think, peace could be forced on Chicago because the rednecks bought up all the bullets.

Downton Abbey was ripped by a liberal news site Sunday for glorifying the old British aristocracy of a century ago and making them appear to look generous and honest and moral. The British producers were never taught the rules of Hollywood. You're not allowed to portray the rich as generous and honest and moral unless they are Kennedys.

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