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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb 10, 2012/ 17 Shevat, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | India News reports three Indian lawmakers resigned Sunday after they were caught watching porn on their iPhones during a debate. They're a relatively new democracy. It's understandable that some amateurs can't screw the taxpayers without a little coaching.

President Obama was swamped by Catholic protests Thursday over his ObamaCare coverage rules. They require every policy in America to pay for birth control without a deductible. From now on, there's no such thing as a free lunch unless it's a nooner.

The University of Pennsylvania admitted selling morning-after birth control pills in a Student Union vending machine. There are condom machines in the men's room. So the morning-after pill machine is only fair for women who meet a guy without exact change.

San Diego's Sea World was sued by PETA which claims its whales are slaves. That's so true. You can tell Southern California was part of the Confederacy the way the crowd goes wild when a killer whale leaps out of the tank to pick cotton while chirping Old Man Ocean.

President Obama flip-flopped Sunday and agreed to allow his backers to form a Super PAC. As president, he could offer exemptions from regulations to companies that donate. It prompted the Building and Safety Department in Chicago to give him their Distinguished Alumni Award.

North Dakota University's president restored the school's Fighting Sioux mascot this week. They don't believe it's demeaning at all. North Dakota is enjoying a huge oil boom and full employment and that always entitles you to an Indian dance at halftime in this country.

Italian prosecutors were reported set to file manslaughter charges against the Costa Concordia's captain. They'll never get him for manslaughter. The captain said he has three cocktail waitress and a maitre d' ready to testify he was nowhere near those passengers.

The Secret Service seized a man near Mitt Romney Monday who was about to throw glitter all over the candidate. Security has been on high alert for glitter bombers. No one is going to trust and no one's going to fear a Commander-in-Chief who sparkles on camera.

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