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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb 9, 2012/ 16 Shevat, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The New York Giants rode floats in a huge Super Bowl victory parade down Broadway Tuesday. The players watched themselves on their iPhones while a million New Yorkers watched themselves on their iPhones watching the parade. They're all paying one hundred dollars a month not to have to look at each other.

Madonna's halftime show at the Super Bowl Sunday kept a record one hundred and ten million viewers watching. They got what they expected. Rapper MIA gave the crowd the finger, making people long for the old days when the halftime stars would simply expose themselves and bow at the end of a song.

The Super Bowl drew a hundred and ten million viewers Sunday. It outdrew MASH's final episode and trailed only the 1991 bombing of Baghdad. It shows nothing draws a crowd like a military sitcom, a military success and the explosion of a German supermodel.

President Obama was rumored Tuesday to be reconsidering his war with Catholic Church officials. They say he tried to force birth control on them. Obama began wavering when he saw a new ad by Clint Eastwood saying that it's halftime at the Gallup Poll headquarters.

Mitt Romney led his campaign to Colorado, Missouri and Minnesota this week as the GOP contest widened. His chances look good. Experts say that Mitt Romney has piled up a big lead in the polls by following the strategy of not being any of the other candidates.

Rick Santorum warned GOP conservatives in Minnesota not to trust Mitt Romney's conservatism. It's hard to predict. There's a chance Mitt Romney will eventually stumble once he is confronted by his toughest ideological adversary, himself from four years ago.

President Obama's campaign had to return an illegal donation to a Mexican criminal Monday. No one checked his past. He'd been convicted of illegal campaign donations in Mexico, which means he delivered the cash in a plastic bag instead of a recyclable paper one.

President Obama appointed a taxpayer-funded advocate Monday who will represent illegal aliens and relay their complaints to Homeland Security. It's high time. Some of the illegals aren't getting their tax credit check in time for the President's Day sale at WalMart.

The Senate passed a bill Tuesday ordering airports to accommodate unmanned drone aircraft. The model planes can see and record everything from four hundred feet. There'll be so many of them buzzing over L.A. that celebrities will have to sleep under mosquito nets.

The U.S. Appeals Court overturned California's voter-passed ban on gay marriage. It's good for florists, jewelers, caterers, DJs, hotels, resorts, photographers and lawyers. It was like any other decision in California, never mind the morality, the car payment's due.

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