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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 24, 2011 / 20 Adar I, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Donald Trump was shown in a Newsweek survey Monday trailing President Obama by only two points. He appeals to voters angry over America's declining international prestige. Americans want a president you wouldn't dare not invite to the Royal Wedding.

Moammar Khadaffi stood under an umbrella in his bombed out home Tuesday and vowed defiance as his Air Force turned on him. It's the end for Moammar and his brothers LarryMar and CurleyMar. Who else but stooges would hide from bombs under an umbrella?

Moammar Khadaffi went on a nutty TV rant Monday during his overthrow in Libya. It proves you can't fool all the people all the time. He's the third Arab dictator to fall this month for lying about his age by coloring his hair with Just for Dictators.

Libya's oil was seized by eastern tribal chiefs near Benghazi Monday. It's the world's lightest, sweetest crude. It's so valuable that tribal leaders say they will only part with it in exchange for being enrolled in the Wisconsin Teachers Pension Plan.

Wisconsin Democrats remained in hiding Monday to avoid losing a teachers union vote. Someone should paint a double yellow line around the earth. That's so Arabs rushing toward democracy don't crash into the state legislators rushing away from it.

Wisconsin teachers protests drew no media criticism for being as all-white as Tea Party rallies. It was something to see. The last time Jesse Jackson faced this many white people he was promising the people of Memphis he will be out of town by sundown.

President Obama said Monday the U.S. government should live on a budget just like U.S. families do. The government does live on a budget just like families do. That's why the Treasury Secretary was forced to get caller ID so he could duck China's calls.

Senator Scott Brown got aggravated Monday after interviewers kept quizzing him about being molested as a child. It's just one incident in his book. However, the moment he said the molestation only covers eight pages, John Boehner shut down the congressional page program until the investigators could arrive at the Capitol with the teddy bears.

Iranian-backed Hezbollah joined forces with Mexican drug cartel gangs Monday to bolster cartel drug operations. Islamic extremists are now operating just south of the Rio Grande River. For all the people who wish Israel could be moved to New Mexico, here's another reason why it won't save us any money on the defense budget.

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