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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 17, 2011 / 13 Adar I, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt announced plans to form a political party once democracy is established. Just imagine the debates in that party caucus. One faction of the Muslim Brotherhood calls for the destruction of Israel, and that's the pacifist wing.

Egyptian officials refused to say where Hosni Mubarak has fled Tuesday but they did admit that he's emotionally upset that the people turned on him. He's better off without Egypt. Only a nation of cheapskates would dump you the weekend before Valentine's Day.

General Richard Mills said Monday that coalition forces have defeated the Taliban in the vital Helmond Province. It's the center of Afghanistan's opium industry. This is the point in the story where a Republican assures taxpayers that the opium will pay for the war.

Hillary Clinton gave bloggers twenty-five million dollars to get around Iran's social network block and encourage freedom. She wants Twitter feeds in Farsi. Hillary's a big fan of Twitter ever since a little birdie told her that Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Michelle Obama lobbied the IRS to force business owners to accommodate nursing mothers for breast-feeding in the workplace. It's good for America. Nothing lets China know that we're coming after their business like getting infants acclimated to a workplace.

President Obama defended his budget at a press conference on Tuesday. Democrats say the cuts went too far. Obama called the trillion dollars in cuts the most painful cuts he ever made, if you don't count the circumcision just before his first presidential physical.

President Obama demanded that Pakistan release a U.S. diplomat who's being held in prison even though he has diplomatic immunity from arrest. The crisis gives Obama a flush. According to Hoyle, you must have a recession, inflation, a cocaine epidemic, the overthrow of an ally in the Middle East and a hostage crisis in order to achieve Carterhood.

House Republicans sent a note to President Obama offering to negotiate huge cuts in entitlement programs to reduce the deficit. Americans have never given up one entitlement. If King George III had tossed a hundred earldoms across the pond, Christina Aguilera would be blowing the lyrics to God Save the Queen before the Super Bowl today.

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