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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 16, 2011 / 12 Adar I, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Southern California basked in record heat last weekend while the rest of America recovered from the cold. It's an old Spanish legend that the hot desert breeze makes Californians crazy. It was so hot in Los Angeles Friday that Lindsay Lohan was sticking to her story.

Lady Gaga stole the show at the Grammy Awards Sunday at the Staples Center. The heavy favorites didn't win. In the evening's biggest upset surprise, the Grammy for Best Background Music went to Amy Winehouse's ambulance over Charlie Sheen's ambulance.

Donald Trump told a conservative meeting Friday he may run for president. He's certainly a man of his times. Of all the seventy million Baby Boomers, Donald Trump is the only one who's still wearing his Davy Crockett coonskin cap everywhere he goes.

The Conservative Political Action Conference heard speeches from GOP candidates Friday as the Mideast roiled. The news outside confused the conservatives at first. When they heard a Muslim president was stepping down, the speakers said nice things about Obama out of chivalry.

Egypt's new government began implementing democratic reforms Monday. The nation will be ruled by the secret police chief along with a council of army generals. Nothing says reform like adopting Germany's old law of succession should Hitler die in office.

Walmart said Monday it will try not to raise clothing prices, as commodity prices soared. Cotton futures prices are the highest since the War Between the States. The South never dreamed that fried food could double cotton prices by tripling the size of T-shirts.

New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg caught holy hell Monday after he told a drunk Irish joke at an Irish-American heritage dinner. He's done everything he can to make it up to the Irish community. He even invited Mel Gibson to City Hall to tell jokes about the Jews.

The Transportation Department considered plans Monday to require that all new cars be equipped with black box data recorders. This could save the legal profession. The GPS tracking alone could provide enough evidence to triple the divorce rate in six months.

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced Friday he's resuming his show business career and told his agent he will start fielding offers again. He's shrewd. In politics a twenty percent rating is just terrible but in television it puts you right behind American Idol.

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