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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 8, 2011 / 4 Adar I, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Egypt's government dispatched the army and police on Thursday to try to reduce the size of the protest crowds in Cairo. It's all so completely unnecessary. If you want the people to stay in their homes and do nothing all you have to do is turn the Internet back on.

Egypt's president Hosni Mubarak dug in his heels Thursday and remained in power, defying the mobs, defying world opinion, and defying the U.S. government. What does he have to lose? The most fearless man at the Alamo would have been the eighty-two-year-old.

Hosni Mubarak faced protests from the Muslim Brotherhood and clerics demanding his overthrow Friday. Americans don't know whether to root for an old dictator or the radical republic. It's the same way most people feel when they watch USC play Cal Berkeley.

Homeland Security announced Friday that TSA airport security officers will be allowed to unionize. Unionizing will greatly aid security. Airline passengers will never be completely safe until we're groped by a TSA screener with doughnut icing on his hands.

The White House was cited for contempt by a federal judge in Louisiana on Tuesday for ignoring an order to allow drilling to resume in the Gulf of Mexico. The oil companies feed a lot of Southern families. Last summer BP put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders.

The White House refused to jettison health care reform Friday after a federal judge in Florida threw it out as unconstitutional last week. There's an easy and simple way to explain ObamaCare. Democrats think it's a pill and Republicans think it's a suppository.

President Obama chewed out the Intelligence Director Friday for not forecasting the violent upheaval and chaos in Egypt last week. It's the president's own fault. He's the one who asked for a daily briefing on what Sarah Palin writes about him in Facebook every day.

Iran's Ayatollah Ali Khameni encouraged Egyptians Friday to overthrow America's puppet ruler and bring about an Islamic revolution. Concerns over oil supplies shot up the price of gas in the United States, adding to our inflation and drug epidemic. If Hollywood ever decides to do a remake of Groundhog Day it should star Dan Ackroyd as Jimmy Carter.

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