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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 28, 2011 / 24 Adar I, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Moammar Khadaffi accused Osama bin Laden of slipping LSD into protesters' Nescafe Thursday in a radio speech to his nation. Nothing he said was true. For starters, Moammar Khadaffi did not have to overcome a severe stuttering problem in order to give the speech.

Moammar Khadaffi vowed a fight to the death Thursday in his radio address. His bodyguards are lipstick-wearing virgins with machine guns over bare shoulders. His entrance is so strong that a Las Vegas hotel just offered to build a show around him called Cirque du Jerk.

New York's Mercantile Exchange saw oil futures hit one hundred dollars per barrel Thursday. Gas prices have soared since the Arab unrest began last month. It turns out Lindsay Lohan saved ten thousand dollars by renting a condo a block from the courthouse.

Lindsay Lohan was read the riot act by her L.A. judge Wednesday. The judge told her she's going to jail. Last week he ordered her to find a sponsor with a lot of experience in recovering from alcohol to give her advice and guidance, and she selected Charlie Sheen.

President Obama said Wednesday he'll no longer support the Defense of Marriage Act in court challenges. The bill was passed into law by a coalition of conservatives applying Bible law to today's law. It defines marriage as a union between two Republicans.

Toyota recalled two million Lexuses Thursday to repair carpet padding which could cause sudden acceleration. In addition, they want to double-check handling problems which can cause rollover. However on the bright side, rollovers do bring the Lexus to a stop.

The Space Shuttle Discovery launched into space for the last time on Thursday. The crew includes six astronauts and one humanoid robot. To make up for budget cuts, the robot is training the crew to win money for the space program as Jeopardy contestants.

Easy Jet airlines apologized to its Jewish passengers Thursday over a recent flight to Israel when all the airline served was pork. That was just the start of the airline's crass insensitivity. The in-flight entertainment that day was a Mel Gibson double feature.

Libya's government buckled in the face of pro-democracy protesters Friday just like Egypt and Tunisia. What a transformation. It's a miracle to see all these countries run by ruthless, America-hating dictators change overnight into ruthless, America-hating democracies.

Boeing was awarded a thirty-five billion dollar Pentagon contract to build the next generation of air tankers Thursday. These tanker planes refill U.S. warplanes from the air with fuel. It works as long as angry Arab protesters don't overthrow the air.

The FBI arrested a Saudi youth in Texas for trying to kill George W. Bush with a homemade nuclear dirty bomb Thursday. He should be sent home. U.S. law would just set him up for life in Guantanamo, but Saudi law would cut off his protons and make him a neutron.

White House former chief of staff Rahm Emanuel was elected mayor of Chicago by a huge margin. It was the usual coalition. Emanuel carried sixty percent of the black vote, sixty-five percent of the women's vote and one hundred percent of the deceased vote.

Michelle Obama and her two daughters returned to Washington after a skiing trip to Colorado last weekend. Following the trip she told an interviewer she does not allow her daughters to go on Facebook. They have enough phony friends, they're in politics.

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