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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 17, 2010 / 3 Adar 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Weather Channel reported snow on the ground in forty-nine states Friday for the first time ever. It's a winter nobody will forget. Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize for his book on global warming and now it's up for the Pulitzer Prize in Fiction.


Fox NFL analyst Jimmy Johnson signed Tuesday to be the TV commercial spokesman for a male enhancement pill. He's seventy. Ponce de Leon could have avoided the long trip to Florida if he'd known the secret to eternal youth is arrested development.


Bill Clinton returned home Friday after he underwent a stent procedure to open his arteries hours after he felt chest discomfort. His doctor said it wasn't a result of his lifestyle. Jealous husbands don't have the means to clog your arteries.


Donald Trump revealed Friday he may bid for the construction contract to build and own the new World Trade Center. This is bad news for al-Qaeda. Any airliner would have to hit the building pretty low or it would never make it through the hair.


Maryland grocery stores reported food shortages Friday because delivery trucks were snowbound. The campaign against childhood obesity is off to a roaring start. The kids in Maryland are just trying to hang on until the Care packages arrive from Haiti.


A judge in Haiti recommended releasing ten Idaho Baptists jailed for transporting Haitian kids. They need to wrap this up. If this becomes a confrontation between Baptists and the practitioners of Voodoo, nobody's going to watch the Winter Olympics.


ATF agents launched a manhunt Friday for three people suspected of burning ten churches. The federal agents know just one thing. The churches that were burned are all mainline Protestant churches, so the president was never in any danger.


President Obama blamed the Bush administration for the deficit Thursday. He also blamed them for unemployment and recession. Last night in Washington D.C. President Obama stood up at a recovery meeting and admitted that George W. Bush is an alcoholic.


The Pentagon conducted a test last week and shot a missile out of the sky with a laser beam for the first time in history. So much for the Russians and China. Now if we can just develop the nerve to profile Muslims at the airport we're finally safe.


The Washington Post reported Friday that Khalid Sheik Muhammed may be tried by a military court after all instead of getting a criminal trial in New York. New Yorkers angrily oppose a trial in Manhattan. If the president wants to be reelected he can't afford to lose New York, not after he lost California by insulting our Toyotas.


Congressman Patrick Kennedy of Rhode Island announced he's leaving Congress at age forty-two after sixteen years on Capitol Hill. He's the last Kennedy in public office. His grandpa Joe Kennedy was so rich he financed his son Jack's campaign for president because the race track wouldn't take a bet large enough to interest him.

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