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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 3, 2010 / 19 Shevat 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | CBS Sports rejected the Super Bowl ad for ManCrunch Saturday. It shows two men watching the game when their hands touch in the potato chip bowl, unleashing their gay passion for each other. It will be resubmitted as a U.S. Army recruiting commercial.


The Weather Channel showed an ice storm freezing Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Alabama. Roads are iced over and power is out. For the first time in one hundred years, Michigan can recruit high school football players by bragging about its weather.


The White House began a probe of the BCS under antitrust laws. They will check all precedents. There may be something in the surrender papers at Appomattox that limits the number of Southern teams that can play in the championship game every year.


Phil Mickelson was accused of cheating during the Farmers Insurance Open in La Jolla. He used the twenty-year-old Ping Wedge Two with now-illegal square grooves for maximum backspin at impact. One clunk and Tiger Woods was on his way to sex rehab.


Toyota apologized Saturday for faulty gas pedals on four million vehicles just recalled. When you press the pedal down it stays down and the car accelerates out of control. Whoever designed the gas pedal should be fired and made Treasury Secretary.


President Obama met Saturday with George H.W. Bush and son Jeb Bush at the White House. The president was glad to meet Jeb. He blamed George W. Bush for the economy and George H.W. Bush for Iraq, and it's nice to have a Bush in the bank for future blame.


Senator Susan Collins ripped President Obama Saturday for the FBI's questioning of the Christmas Day airline bomber for only fifty minutes before letting him lawyer up. We know where this is going. Every day Obama spends sticking up for a terrorist's right to remain silent, Hillary Clinton schedules another meet-and-greet event in Iowa.


The White House yielded to pressure Saturday and agreed to move Khalid Sheik Muhammed's trial out of Manhattan. Put your money on Guantanamo. It can't be in any congressional district that's having an election, and that pretty much leaves Cuba.


John Edwards and his mistress Rielle Hunter sued Friday to retrieve a sex tape they made. He was almost elected vice president and wanted to be Obama's Attorney General. Comedians can only lie awake each night and think about what might have been.


California mountain streams were reported to be swarming with gold prospectors Saturday. Gold prices just passed one thousand dollars an ounce and recent rainstorms have loosened new sediment that's streaming into the rivers. Sporting goods stores are full of blonde golddiggers asking each other if these wading boots make them look fat.


The Census Bureau reports that thanks to job losses, they've recruited the most highly-skilled workforce in history. Census-takers include engineers, professors and bankers. Everywhere they knock on the door, they'll ask the same questions: how many people live in the house, what are their ages, and do they know of any openings?

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