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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 11, 2008 / 5 Adar I 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Britney Spears sued her parents Friday to regain control of her forty million dollar fortune. It's easy to prove her mental competence. All she has to do is convince the judge that she will make better use of forty million dollars than Mitt Romney did.

Britney Spears was escorted from UCLA Hospital's psychiatric ward to the Beverly Hills Hotel Wednesday. It's so sad. The Writers Guild has so crippled Hollywood that the Beverly Hills Hotel is having to house mental patients to keep the doors open.

Bill and Hillary Clinton's courtship was profiled by NBC News Thursday. They took awhile to get hitched. He was planning to propose to her out on the golf course one morning, but he birdied the first three holes and figured, why spoil a good round?

The Gospel Music Channel aired a show Saturday featuring the first gospel choir made up of National Football League players. The players sing and sway and clap and praise the Lord in jubilant harmony. For crying out loud, it was just a touchdown.

Roger Clemens met with U.S. congressmen in the Capitol Friday. They asked him to stop by. Congress was putting together a stimulus package, and they wanted Roger Clemens' advice on how many cc's they can safely inject without growing breasts.

Roger Clemens' trainer, Brian McNamee, gave DNA evidence to the FBI that he says proves he shot Roger Clemens with steroids. After ten years, there's one thing we know about DNA evidence. It won't put him in prison but it might get him impeached.

The Food and Drug Administration issued a warning to plastic surgery patients Friday that a chemical in Botox may cause difficulty swallowing. This is only going to improve sales in Los Angeles. Not only do you look younger, you lose weight.

Mitt Romney dropped out of the GOP race for president Thursday after spending forty million dollars of his own money on a failed campaign. It wasn't his fault. The country is just not ready yet for a white guy to be president of the United States.

Ron Paul announced Friday that suicide terrorism expert Robert Pape of the University of Chicago is joining his campaign as an adviser. This can only mean one thing. Ron Paul has decided to run as a third-party candidate and blow up the Republican party with him.

Saudi Arabia arrested a U.S. businesswoman working in Riyadh Tuesday for sitting inside a Starbucks in public with a man. The lack of freedom is ridiculous in that country. Riyadh has the only comedy club in the world with a cemetery on the premises.

The Super Bowl's record ratings Sunday were followed by the usual February fan letdown. That will change this week. On any day, you can turn on CSPAN and watch the Senate play the New England Patriots or watch the House try to hit Roger Clemens.

Brian McNamee gave federal agents the syringes and gauze pads he said he used to inject Roger Clemens with steroids. He turned over the DNA after Clemens denied it under oath. Roger Clemens wishes he could sit down just once after a session with Brian McNamee.

Mitt Romney quit the GOP race Thursday after he spent forty million dollars of his own money in a failed effort. He should thank his lucky stars. It kept the forty million out of the stock market and out of real estate, so he wound up way ahead.

Howard Dean warned against a brokered Democratic party convention this summer with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama virtually tied in primary delegates. Five hundred at-large super delegates can vote any way they like. The next Secretary of State will only be able to serve three days now that there will be five hundred of them.

U.S. officials expressed concern Thursday about the health of Iraq's top Shiite cleric, Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani. He's sharply reduced his workload lately. Either he's about to die, or he just got offered a part as district attorney on Law and Order.

The World Health Organization said Wednesday that tobacco could kill a billion people by the century's end if governments don't adopt anti-smoking policies. They should make up their minds. Either they think overpopulation is a problem or they don't.

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