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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 28, 2007 / 10 Adar, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Academy Awards show on Sunday was the third least-watched Oscar ceremony ever, drawing just forty percent of viewers. Most Americans preferred playing online poker. If you want to draw a straight, there is no point watching the Academy Awards.


Helen Mirren was invited to tea with Queen Elizabeth Monday. The invitation came after the actress toasted the queen in her acceptance speech. Every actor just vowed, if they ever win an Oscar, to toast Martin Scorsese in their acceptance speech.


Al Sharpton said Monday he was outraged to learn he's a descendant of slaves owned by Strom Thurmond's ancestors. You can imagine his embarrassment. All his friends at the club are descendants of slaves belonging to Bill Clinton's ancestors.


Arnold Schwarzenegger urged the nation's governors in Washington Monday to be more flexible and less partisan. He's a wildly popular former womanizer who is barred by the Constitution from running for president. Each party gets one of these.


Rudy Giuliani told the Hoover Institution Monday he used to be a Democrat, then he was an Independent, then he was a Republican. He said he didn't change parties twice like Ronald Reagan, he changed three times like Winston Churchill. If he were any more impressed with himself, he would be directing James Cameron to find his bones.


The Agriculture Department promised Thursday to inspect more meat and poultry plants starting next month. There's no time to lose. Ever since methadone and Slim Fast turned up in Anna Nicole Smith's refrigerator, people are returning to food in droves.


Las Vegas began its recovery from the NBA All-Star weekend, which lured the hip-hop crowd to the Strip. There were four hundred arrests and four shootings during the five-day melee. The NAACP is vehemently protesting the mayor's proposal asking the Mafia to run the town again on holiday weekends.

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