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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 21, 2007 / 3 Adar, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Congress recessed one week for the Presidents Day holiday on Friday. However, getting out of Washington D.C. turned out to be a task. Nancy Pelosi insisted on a team of twenty-four dogs instead of twelve to make sure she gets to California.


The Space Shuttle Atlantis began its month-long journey from hangar to launching pad Friday. The crew members have yet to be chosen. NASA never knows which astronauts made it back alive from St. Valentine's Day until they emerge from their Corvettes.


Heather Mills McCartney was reportedly in talks Thursday to join the cast of ABC's Dancing With the Stars. Nature abhors a vacuum. The moment Anna Nicole Smith left us, the job of show business train wreck was open to the blonde with the most seniority.


Anna Nicole Smith's body will remain in a Florida morgue by judge's order until all litigation is settled. Everyone who cares for her is just panic-stricken. Until she is buried and in the ground, it would be just like her to elope with James Brown.


Bill Clinton was trying to praise Hillary's qualities last week when he told a crowd that politics was not rocket science. His face turned red during all the laughter. Bill Clinton once tried to be serious but all he could get was construction work.


Ted Kennedy urged the FDA to regulate tobacco advertising Friday. It's about time. After all three actors who played the Man from Marlboro Country died of lung cancer, tobacco companies said it proved that riding horses causes lung cancer.


The Pentagon said Thursday the U.S. will shut down the border between Iraq and Iran plus the border between Iraq and Syria. What an ingenious idea. With the U.S. in charge of the border, Iraq will be flooded with Mexicans and rebuilt at half price.

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