Jewish World Review Feb. 16, 2007 /28 Shevat, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Anna Nicole Smith's family and friends converged on the late model's seaside mansion in the Bahamas on Monday. It's chaotic. Hundreds of people are waiting outside the mansion's security gate, and that's just the line for the paternity test.
John Daly drew a huge crowd when he returned to the PGA Tour at Pebble Beach last week. He admits to being addicted to alcohol, tobacco, food and gambling. The Nevada economy goes into recession every time John Daly gets a good night's sleep.
Nashville Mayor Bill Purcell vetoed a measure on Monday that would have made English the official language of Nashville. He wants to extend a hand to all refugees. He just called the Dixie Chicks in Hollywood and told them all's forgiven.
Bentley Motors offered its new Continental Bentley on Friday for two hundred thousand dollars. It boasts a French leather interior and mahogany wood panel inserts. The car is so luxurious that the cupholder is an Englishman named Reginald.
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