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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 12, 2007 /24 Shevat, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Weather Channel reported Friday that upstate New York has been buried by a blizzard from the Great Lakes. New York City is buried under nine feet of fresh powder. Ever since Miss USA got clean and sober the stuff has been piling up unused.


Senator Joe Biden apologized Thursday for calling Senator Barack Obama clean and articulate. He may have crippled his own presidential campaign. Within the hour Joe Biden was endorsed by Mel Gibson, Isaiah Washington, Michael Richards and Borat.


John Edwards refused Friday to fire bloggers who once slammed the Catholic Church. They're doing a great job for him. It's all over the Internet that Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein and that Al Gore has the same first name as Al Qaeda.


Hillary Clinton attended three town hall meetings in New Hampshire this past weekend. The place has so many fond memories for her. The last time she was in New Hampshire she had to go on 60 Minutes and promise to stay married to her husband.


Rudy Giuliani was in California on Saturday to speak to the California state Republican convention. He was also out here to consult with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Rudy's got three wives and a sleepover at a gay couple's house to explain to the Religious Right, and he wants to try out his story on Maria Shriver.


Cartoon Network president Jim Samples resigned Friday over the Boston police panic triggered by blinking advertising signs. Like it's his fault they can't tell a light bulb from a stick of dynamite. Haven't these people ever seen a Roadrunner cartoon?


NASA sent two astronauts outside the Space Station for repairs Thursday. The astronauts had to remove a shroud that keeps things from getting too hot in the capsule. They needed to bring it back to earth so they can throw it over Lisa Nowak.


Dallas Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin was voted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. His election says something. It sends an overdue message to young people that you don't have to abstain from alcohol and drugs in order to have a good time.


Fashion czar Donatella Versace said Thursday that she thinks Hillary Clinton should start wearing skirts and dresses to emphasize her femininity. Versace said Clinton should drop the pants. It is the same advice that got her husband impeached.


Al Gore said Thursday he will attend Sunday's Grammy Awards in Hollywood. His own recordings have been controversial. It's illegal in California to drive or operate heavy machinery while listening to the audio recordings of any of his books.


The State Department asked foreign countries Tuesday to allow airline pilots to carry handguns inside the cockpit. Pilots feel better having the guns. They don't like to have to ask the flight attendants twice for another round of cocktails.


The FDA approved the diet drug Alli for over-the-counter sale Thursday. Side effects are said to be gross. If this drug catches on, NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak will be able to pay her legal bills by endorsing a line of diapers for drivers.

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