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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 6, 2007 /18 Shevat, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Super Bowl in Miami Sunday was declared a national security event by the U.S. government. That means everybody was on high terror alert. As soon as the scoreboard started blinking and flashing, Homeland Security moved in and evacuated Boston.


The Indianapolis Colts beat the Chicago Bears to win the Super Bowl in Miami on Sunday. The new world champions wouldn't be denied. Emotions just took over after the coach told the Colts at halftime to go out there and win one for Barbaro.


Las Vegas reported Tuesday that one hundred million dollars was bet on the Super Bowl Sunday. There's never any shortage of suckers. Every year in America over eighty billion dollars are bet on games of chance, excluding weddings and elections.


CBS News reported Saturday on the Beer Drinkers Diet, which allows people to lose weight by drinking more beer. It's well known in Hollywood. The reason it took Charlie Sheen so long to get sober is because he didn't want to break training.


John Edwards on Sunday promised to raise taxes if he's elected president to pay for universal health care. When Jack Kevorkian got out of prison last month he promised not to practice medicine. He is still allowed to be a political consultant.


Tony Blair asked John McCain Sunday to help negotiate a power-sharing plan in Northern Ireland. He thinks the one U.S. senator calling for more troops in Iraq can bring peace to Ireland. It sounds like that poisoned Russian tea is having side effects all over London.


Senator Joe Biden apologized Saturday for calling Barack Obama articulate and clean. The Delaware senator's civil rights credentials are typical. Joe Biden's family marched for King, but George Washington won the war, and we are where we are.

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