Jewish World Review Feb. 28, 2006 / 30 Shevat, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | New Orleans celebrates Mardi Gras in the French Quarter this evening despite hurricane damage. Tens of thousands of college kids arrived Friday. They were the first to volunteer to go down there and help drink the economy back on its feet.

Mexican Army units were witnessed crossing the border into the United States Thursday, providing illegal aliens an armed escort into America. It's worse than it looks. They came through the port of Los Angeles inside a container from China.

President Bush said Friday America shouldn't object to Arabs owning U.S. ports if they don't object to Britain owning U.S. ports. It continued his streak of never being wrong about anything. There's no denying America's special relationship with the Emirate ever since the thirteen colonies separated from the Ottoman Empire.

Bob Dole stated Friday he was hired by Dubai Ports World to lobby the public for approval of the company's takeover of six U.S. ports, insisting he was not hired to lobby Congress. He's a familiar face. Every week Bob Dole plays the deceased on CSI.

Hillary Clinton got great reviews for her grilling of White House officials in U.S. Senate hearings about the safety of the ports deal. She was on fire. The president has asked everyone to trust him and she's never falling for that line again.

U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. John Bolton slammed the world body Saturday. He said it's riddled with bad management and sex scandals and corruption. ABC immediately called him up and ordered six episodes of Desperate Diplomats for the fall schedule.

H&R Block admitted Thursday that they made a thirty-two million dollar error on the company's own taxes. All their financial filings were a mess. They advised Berkshire-Hathaway that when Warren Buffet turns one hundred they should split him two for one.