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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 27, 2006 / 29 Shevat, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The U.S. Army's 82nd Airborne Division was rocked by a sex scandal on Friday. Seven paratroopers were caught participating in a gay sex ring. The men could receive up to three months in the brig plus an Academy Award for Best Picture.


The Winter Olympics in Turin Thursday featured the United States winning its first-ever medal in curling. That's the sport that depends upon an athlete's skill with a broom. It's just more evidence that illegal immigration is out of hand.


Bill Clinton was refused a round of golf in Australia Thursday due to a tournament so he had to play at a neighboring course. Golfers there told reporters he was followed everywhere by minders. Hillary isn't leaving anything to chance.


Malibu police said a million-dollar Ferrari crashed on Pacific Coast Highway Tuesday going a hundred twenty miles an hour. The driver's fine. The hospital was flooded with calls from concerned friends and relatives asking how the car is doing.


Dubai Ports World said Friday it will proceed with the purchase of the British company that runs six U.S. ports. They said they will segregate U.S. operations. Once the president accused the nation of being racist, the company knew what it had to do to get the deal through Congress.


President Bush said he cannot understand why it's okay for Britain to own U.S. ports but not okay for an Arab country. One country is a source for terrorist financing while the other one is our mother country. Other than that, they're two peas in a pod.


The White House thanked Dubai Ports World Friday after the company offered to delay taking over six U.S. ports. It's helpful. This gives the president more time to focus on his guest-worker proposal and his goal of getting his approval rating to zero.


Hillary Clinton ripped the handover of six U.S. ports to an Arab-owned company on Friday. She plans to introduce a bill in the Senate to stop it. She admits hesitating, because the last time she introduced a bill her parents warned her not to marry him.


The New York Port Authority filed suit Friday to block the sale of its ports to a company owned by United Arab Emirates. The country is a pirate's cove for freebooters and money launderers. At least that what it says in its Business Week ad.


The Oscar-winning film Network will be out on DVD Monday for the movie's thirtieth anniversary. The movie is about a television campaign to sell Americans on a risky business deal with an Arab company. The plot was considered so absurd it was released as a comedy.


The White House defended the sale of ports to an Arab company Thursday. Both Democrats and Republicans joined together to denounce it unanimously. It took five years but President Bush finally kept his promise to be a uniter, not a divider.


President Bush hinted that Americans are racist for objecting to Arabs owning our ports. The UAE is a country that executes adulterers. When Bill Clinton gives a speech in Dubai he has to be led into and out of the hotel wearing horse blinders.


Saddam Hussein's trial was put on hold Friday due to daylight curfews imposed to stem the worsening violence in Iraq. The country's on the verge of civil war. Rhett Butler was last seen telling the Sunnis that all they've got is cotton and arrogance.


President Bush asked Congress for seventy-five million dollars Friday so the administration can promote democracy in Iran. Here we go again. If democracy works as well in Iran as it did in the West Bank and Iraq, Israel may have to stage a pre- emptive strike on us before we do any more damage to their national security.

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