Jewish World Review Feb. 23, 2006 / 25 Shevat, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The White House approved the sale of six U.S. ports to the United Arab Emirates on Monday. All hell has broken loose in Congress. It caused such a storm that Michael Brown just telephoned President Bush and told him he's doing a heck of a job.

President Bush declared Tuesday he personally approved the sale of six ports to the Arabs and vowed to veto any bill to halt the sale. It happens this time every year. He has a habit of getting Presidents Day mixed up with the King holiday.

Miami Dolphins star Ricky Williams insisted Tuesday he did not test positive for marijuana as reported the day before. It caused concern on Wall Street. The last time Ricky Williams gave up pot they had to lay off the night shift at Sara Lee.

The U.N. reprimanded a security guard Tuesday for drawing swastikas in a log book six months ago. There was a reason for the delay. It took six months to confront the guy because everyone assumed they were looking at official Iranian diplomatic documents.

James Bond fans began an Internet protest Monday over Daniel Craig replacing Pierce Brosnan. What's happened to the movie business? We get one heterosexual movie all year and it's going to be boycotted because the man isn't handsome enough.