Jewish World Review Feb. 21, 2006 / 23 Shevat, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Chicago's Mayor Richard Daley asked Sunday that security cameras be installed in every bar in Chicago. This is sure to be a network hit. At the end of each show Simon Cowell tells you whether or not you have what it takes to be an alcoholic.

Democrats said Sunday they believe people will grow to hate the new Medicare prescription drug plan offered by Republicans. Their plan is much simpler. In the Democratic plan, a California congressman shows seniors how to roll a one-paper joint.

Barry Bonds backed off his statement Sunday saying this is his final year in baseball. He said he's gotten fat. Last season he had a lot of time on his hands and one night he ordered a tape from Louie Anderson called Get Fit the Comedian Way.

The Rolling Stones did a free concert on Copacabana Beach Saturday in Rio de Janeiro. These guys still live on the edge. After the show they stayed up half the night in the dressing room doing arthritis medicine on the mirrored coffee table.