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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 20, 2006 / 22 Shevat, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | New Orleans began the annual week-long series of parties and parades leading up to the Mardi Gras parade Tuesday. Visitors have been advised to observe one rule in the French Quarter. Never try to pick up a woman wearing a Super Bowl ring.


George Steinbrenner ripped the World Baseball Classic Friday. If his players get injured he still must pay their salaries. No baseball competition can possibly succeed if the first thing it does is make George Steinbrenner a sympathetic figure.


Bryant Gumbel criticized the Winter Olympics Thursday because it has no black athletes. Everybody knows going in that the games are Germany, Norway and Sweden versus their cousins from Minnesota. Bryant Gumbel just doesn't like family reunions.


A Washington D.C. judge sentenced a man to prison Friday for jumping the White House fence. He said he had a cell phone in his head and wanted to meet Chelsea Clinton. And everyone thought the Reform Party didn't have a candidate next election.


Hillary Clinton denounced the White House for its Hurricane Katrina response in addition to its foreign policy and spiraling deficit. This administration is much less competent than was the Clinton administration. Vince Foster didn't get up.


Hillary Clinton's wax replica was unveiled Thursday next to the figure of her husband at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. Her figure is wearing a wedding ring and his isn't. They have the figures carefully positioned so that Hillary is looking the other way.


Saddam Hussein announced in court Wednesday he's going on a hunger strike in the name of Allah. No one doubts his piety. On the courtroom table in front of him he keeps his personal copy of the Koran, with all the violent parts highlighted.


Danish scientists said Friday Greenland's glaciers are melting due to global warming. It's been accelerating. Global warming is caused by Al Gore steaming every time someone says Dick Cheney is the most powerful vice president in history.


Treasury officials predicted that twenty-six million taxpayers could be hit this year by the Alternative Minimum Tax. It kicks in when two-earner couples have enough child tax credits to owe no income tax. It's the first thing the government's ever done to encourage people to move back to Mexico.


Tiger Woods plays for his first win at the Los Angeles Open today at Riviera Country Club. It's embarrassing for him here. He's contractually bound to drive a Buick, and wherever he goes in Los Angeles everybody thinks he's an undercover cop.

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