Jewish World Review Feb. 17, 2006 / 19 Shevat, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
President Bush praised Wendy's restaurant employees for
signing up for his health savings accounts. It's not typical. Not
everyone can fund their health care with money they get from
blackmailing their bosses with severed fingers they find in the chili.
The Gallup Poll released Wednesday showed Hillary Clinton
leading all other Democrats for the presidential nomination by a
huge margin. Some see this as a bad sign. Betty Ford just
challenged the party to prove they can stop after one Clinton.
Hillary Clinton slammed Dick Cheney Wednesday for not being
more forthcoming about his hunting accident on Saturday. This is
her area of expertise. Whenever an administration gets in trouble
over spray patterns, she's on camera the next day.
The Bill Clinton Presidential Library on Wednesday offered
free admission on President's Day. The library is a hundred miles
from where FEMA parked those ten thousand unused trailer homes. If
it were a town they would call it Paula Jonesboro.
Willie Nelson released a country-western song Wednesday about a love between two gay cowboys. This is getting out of control. Next thing you know the Trolley Song will be the on-hold music when you call the Cowboy Hall of Fame in Oklahoma City.
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