Jewish World Review Feb. 15, 2006 / 17 Shevat, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Wayne Gretzky was reported Monday to have lost two million dollars gambling in Las Vegas over the years. He has a huge credit line at the MGM Grand. His legal fees for this betting scandal are being paid for by the Save the Whales Foundation.

Condoleezza Rice accused Iran of inflaming Muslims over cartoons of Muhammed. Iran has announced a contest for cartoons making fun of Western religions. It could start World War III when Arab papers run cartoons of Dale Earnhardt driving a hybrid.

Saddam Hussein staged another courtroom spectacle Monday during his trial in Baghdad, in which he ranted and he raved and he cursed and he called for the downfall of President Bush. He's two weeks too late. The Oscars already hired a host.

Alan Greenspan hired Hillary Clinton's agent to sell his proposed book. It would have a narrower appeal than Hillary's. Compared to the number of women who stayed with husbands who cheat, the number of people who have raised interest rates is minimal.

Hispanics staged a protest in Washington Monday calling for all Americans of European descent to go back home to Europe. This would include Hispanics if you remember Spain is in Europe. That would leave the continent deserted except for Indian casinos and the black population, a combination that only serves to attract hurricanes.