Jewish World Review Feb. 15, 2006 / 17 Shevat, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Wayne Gretzky was reported Monday to have lost two million
dollars gambling in Las Vegas over the years. He has a huge credit
line at the MGM Grand. His legal fees for this betting scandal are
being paid for by the Save the Whales Foundation.
Condoleezza Rice accused Iran of inflaming Muslims over
cartoons of Muhammed. Iran has announced a contest for cartoons
making fun of Western religions. It could start World War III when
Arab papers run cartoons of Dale Earnhardt driving a hybrid.
Saddam Hussein staged another courtroom spectacle Monday
during his trial in Baghdad, in which he ranted and he raved and
he cursed and he called for the downfall of President Bush. He's
two weeks too late. The Oscars already hired a host.
Alan Greenspan hired Hillary Clinton's agent to sell his
proposed book. It would have a narrower appeal than Hillary's.
Compared to the number of women who stayed with husbands who
cheat, the number of people who have raised interest rates is minimal.
Hispanics staged a protest in Washington Monday calling for all Americans of European descent to go back home to Europe. This would include Hispanics if you remember Spain is in Europe. That would leave the continent deserted except for Indian casinos and the black population, a combination that only serves to attract hurricanes.
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