Jewish World Review Feb. 9, 2006 / 11 Shevat, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Iran newspapers retaliated Tuesday against a Danish
editorial cartoon making fun of Muhammed by announcing a contest
for the best Holocaust cartoon. Maybe it's progress. Just one week
ago they were saying that the Holocaust never happened.
Green Bay Packer Jerry Kramer on Tuesday began selling a
Vince Lombardi pre-game speech he secretly taped forty years ago.
Everyone does it. Verizon wireless now offers a plan that gives
you an unlimited supply of White House surveillance minutes.
Pittsburgh threw a huge victory parade Tuesday for Coach
Bill Cowher and the Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers. The
streets were jam-packed. There was certainly no trouble getting a
huge turnout on a weekday afternoon in a steel town.
The New York Times said Monday Americans last year filled a
record forty-two million sleeping pill prescriptions. The reason
is obvious to everybody. It is simply time for Starbucks to begin
weakening their coffee by cutting it with cocaine.
Hillary Clinton chose to speak after her husband at the King funeral Tuesday and fell flat. What a mistake. Three times last year John Kerry tried to follow Bill Clinton onstage and all it got him was the cover of Political Suicide magazine.
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