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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 6, 2006 / 8 Shevat, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Golfer John Daly's wife went to prison Friday for a drug and money-laundering scam. He himself loves to eat, drink and gamble. The last time a couple combined for five out of the seven deadly sins, the wife made out all right but the husband was impeached.

The Egyptian Navy rushed to rescue Egyptian ferry boat passengers on Friday after the vessel capsized in a storm and sank into the Red Sea. Egypt rejected Israel's offer to help. It was too late by then to show them how Moses did the trick.

Bill Clinton said Friday he believes the White House should obtain warrants before eavesdropping on Americans. He said he tapped five new lines a week but always got a judge's permission. Of course he was always in court so it wasn't that inconvenient.

Hillary Clinton reported Friday that she received a campaign contribution from John Kerry's wife Teresa. The senator's wife is switching her allegiance. Teresa gave up on her husband when he said he was in favor of invading Iran unless we get bogged down afterwards.

Brokeback Mountain swept the Academy Award nominations Tuesday. The movie was an achievement from a technical point of view. When the sheep kept a straight face during the love scenes, everyone agreed it was the best animal training since Lassie.

John Daly's reality show on the Golf Channel caused controversy Tuesday. The opening episode shows him packing six cases of beer for an all-expenses-paid trip to St. Andrews. It's a federal crime to impersonate a member of the U.S. Congress.

President Bush went to Albuquerque Friday and asked Congress to provide more money for math and science programs. He's up against modern education. To suggest that there is only one correct answer to a math problem could stunt a child's emotional growth.

Mexican Army soldiers were caught on videotape Friday crossing the U.S. border into Texas. The soldiers drove Texas sheriffs into retreat as they escorted drug smugglers into America. Maybe if we stopped calling them the Mexican Army and started calling them al-Qaesadilla we might get some funding for border patrol.

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