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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 28, 2005 / 19 Adar I, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Arnold Schwarzenegger begged for federal aid on the Sunday morning talk shows in Washington. California is falling apart. It's lucky we elected a governor on steroids so that he can push the mountains back up to where they are supposed to be.


Congressman Henry Waxman asked Jose Canseco to testify before Congress about steroid use. Congressmen have no right to complain about the slugger. Their egos are so big they have to rub Preparation H on them every day to reduce the swelling.


France agreed last week to train Iraqi soldiers and constabulary with French military instructors. It's a matter of fine tuning. As experienced as the Iraq soldiers are, they can always be taught to throw down their guns and run away faster.


Bill Gates addressed the nation's governors on Saturday in Washington. We all learn and we grow. For many years Bill Gates didn't donate to either political party and then the Justice Department taught him that life is all about partnerships.


Democrats in Congress complained that U.S. ports remain vulnerable to attacks by terrorists. There's a heightened alert in Los Angeles tonight. Homeland Security profilers placed the terrorists in two categories, presenters and nominees.


Jose Canseco hinted on NBC Wednesday he will take a televised polygraph test to verify his list of steroid users in baseball. He doesn't need to. It's so obvious he is telling the truth that Bill Clinton just enrolled in his acting class.


Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean in Kansas Friday tried to win converts with a speech in Topeka. It's a losing cause. Democrats couldn't carry Kansas if they persuaded Congress to require that the world's oceans be fifty percent ethanol.


Hillary Clinton went on a private visit to India on Thursday to further buff her presidential foreign policy credentials. She's moved from Chicago to Yale to Arkansas to Washington D.C. to New York. Her presidential library will be a bookmobile.


Adelphia Cable canceled plans Thursday to offer hardcore pornography to Los Angeles viewers. It was graphic stuff. The public outcry was just too much when people heard they were going to show a house rear-ending a Porsche in Laurel Canyon.

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