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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 14, 2005 / 5 Adar I, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Pentagon said Thursday North Korea could theoretically threaten the West Coast with a nuclear missile attack. Los Angeles doesn't have much of an early warning system. Everybody is simply monitoring George Hamilton for early blistering.


North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il said Thursday his country possesses nuclear weapons for its defense. Reaction was harsh. The government of Iran introduced a resolution in the United Nations Friday condemning North Korea for cutting in line.


North Korea's nuclear bomb announcement Friday called attention to U.S. troop shortages in the region. There are only forty thousand U.S. soldiers left in place to defend South Korea. We used more troops to ensure a clean halftime show at the Super Bowl.


President Bush in Pennsylvania Thursday cited polls saying young people want to overhaul Social Security. What do they know? Eighty percent of high school students think the Great Depression ended when Franklin D. Roosevelt invented Prozac.


President Bush's Social Security plan picked up the support of two U.S. Senate Democrats. The party has a few conservatives left. In an effort to appear more religious, Hillary Clinton showed up for work in the Senate Thursday wearing a burka.


Howard Dean was selected Democratic Party Chairman in Washington D.C. Saturday at a meeting in the Mayflower Hotel. It has been the unofficial headquarters of the Democratic Party for years. The Gideon Bibles are chained to the nightstands.


Ronald Reagan was honored with a postage stamp by the Postal Service Tuesday in a ceremony at his Simi Valley ranch. He made everyone proud to be an American when he was the president. For eight years Henry Kissinger spoke without an accent.


Sara Lee Foods announced Tuesday it will sell its recently- purchased Playtex Company after a vote of the board of directors. There were financial pressures. The girdle division was going broke trying to keep up with the cheesecake division.


The Episcopal Church announced Friday that donations fell by four million dollars since the gay bishop was ordained. It doesn't shake my church's faith. Episcopalians believe that death isn't the final end, there remains the litigation over the estate.


Prince Charles became engaged to Camilla Parker Bowles on Wednesday. Opinion in Great Britain and America polled overwhelmingly in favor of the marriage. Everybody believes that it's long past time for them to start cheating on each other.


Bill Clinton and John Kerry spoke at a Democratic dinner Thursday honoring party chairman Terry McAuliffe. It was a tribute to the art of shameless fundraising. Before dinner everyone bowed their heads as Jerry Lewis gave the opening invocation.


Hillary Clinton, in the Gallup Poll Thursday, was the overwhelming favorite of Democratic voters to be their party nominee for president in three years. It's a surprise. Most women who want to make their husbands jealous simply have an affair.

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