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Jewish World Review Feb. 4, 2005 / 25 Shevat, 5765 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Democratic lawmakers Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi delivered
the party response Wednesday. The kindest thing you can say is
that they lacked sizzle. If they had ever appeared on the old Gong
Show it would have sounded like two o'clock in Beijing.
Jesse Helms warned his library donors Thursday that Bill
Clinton wants to be U.N. Secretary-General. He knows his crowd.
They are evangelicals who believe with good reason that Bill
Clinton is the only deadly sin without a home office in Nevada.
Hillary Clinton blamed her fainting spell and stomach flu
Monday on food she was served at a hotel conference. It's called
paying your political dues. Since the election in Ukraine,
everyone sees surviving poison as a presidential litmus test.
Senator Teddy Kennedy demanded Friday that the White House
abandon the occupation of Iraq and withdraw all U.S. troops. The
administration has no leverage against the senator. It's not like
they can hurt the Kennedys by releasing some dirt on them.
The New York Post said Tuesday Medicare's new prescription
drug program will cover Viagra starting next January. It's
ridiculous. Modern medicine is keeping men alive for a hundred
years and even then they won't be able to close the casket.
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