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Jewish World Review Jan. 11, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Trump was removed from social media sites Thursday in the wake of the riots. So let me get this straight, the President of the United States is not allowed on Twitter or Facebook, but he has the nuclear codes. When this country was ruled by a mad English King, it was a perfect match.
• President Trump's rally on the National Mall ended up with his supporters storming of the U.S. Capitol. House and Senate Democrats who supported riots in the summer now want to impeach and convict Trump so he can never run again. Well at least 2021 was better than 2020 for a couple of days.
• Chinese officials gloated publicly Friday the rioting and uprising in Washington that resulted in the Capitol being ransacked points to America's decline and China's rise. How bad do we look to other countries? Haiti is going to send us troops and weapons to help us stabilize our government.
• The U.S. Capitol incursion ended in six dozens arrests Thursday on charges that could include insurrection and sedition. Many are saying the rioters were led not by Trump supporters but by members of BLM and Antifa, but I disagree. No one came out of the Capitol carrying a flat screen TV.
• The Horse Racing Integrity and Safety Authority was christened as a consolidated governing board to supervise thoroughbred racing for 2021. The sport is suffering from competition on all fronts. If I want to watch a bunch of horse's asses running around in a circle, I just watch C-SPAN.
• Joe Biden complained that his people are not getting enough cooperation from Trump security people in order to effect a safe transition in two weeks. It involves an enormous number of staff changes. Everyone will think that the Chinese guy in the White House is the chef, but we know better.
• President Trump was removed on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram Wednesday, leaving him defenseless against millions of social media critics. They called for his head on every post. After all, it's a new year and suddenly all the Covid experts on Facebook are Sedition Act of 1798 scholars.
• Joe Biden announced Thursday due to the need for social distancing and to avoid sanctioning a super spreader, he's cancelling his Inaugural parade. That's another sign of senility. Joe's inaugural parade was Wednesday, it went from the Mall to the Capitol, wasn't he watching it on TV?
• Capitol Police were momentarily stunned Wednesday when vandals broke into the U.S. Capitol building following a Trump rally. They'd never seen a conservative riot before. The rioters ran down to the Rotunda and put back up all the statues of the Democrats who once belonged to the Klan.
• The New York Post defended Trump supporters Thursday and laid out their claims of election fraud. Biden gave a speech so boring he risked violating the Sedation Act. President Trump went on camera and said he's ready for the Transition and asked that he be addressed as Madam President.
• The U.S. Senate and House of Representatives debated objections to the election on Wednesday night, capping the scariest day in the Capitol history. No one there will ever forget it. Mid-afternoon, Nancy Pelosi announced from under her office sofa we've decided not to get rid of the police after all.
• Capitol Hill looked like the Alamo Wednesday as thousands of pro Trump protestors stormed in to ransack the U.S. Capitol. TV viewers couldn't believe it. My first thought was, so this is what happens when all the Senators and Congress members order lunch from Uber Eats at the same time.
• Fox News had cameras stationed all over the halls of Congress as the rioters broke into the building and Member offices. One of the protestors was photographed enjoying himself in Nancy Pelosi's office. There is always one person in the sacking party who has a nose for the liquor cabinet.
• President Trump took his time Wednesday afternoon before he went on the air and asked the rioters to go home peacefully. His career in politics is far from over. If the brawls and tear gas and looting get any more out of control in Washington, Trump will be qualified to be Mayor of Portland.
• Chinese media covered the riots in Washington as an example of how the U.S. was falling apart and dying. The same day a high-ranking leader in China was kicked out of the Communist Party for financial corruption and for groping his secretary. They said he's embraced the capitalist mindset.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements.
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