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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan. 27, 2014 / 26 Shevat, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





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The USOC released photos of the U.S. Winter Olympics uniforms Monday. The slacks are white and the jackets are red, white and blue, adorned with stars and eagles. President Obama's had a bad enough year and now he has to spend two weeks rooting for the College Republicans.

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman said being called a thug is a way to call him the N-word. Here's how we make everybody happy. Richard Sherman can rule Syria, Chris Christie can play cornerback for Seattle, and Bashar al-Assad can be governor of New Jersey.

The White House Council on Women and Girls reported on personal safety issues that college women must face, including stalking on campus. The definition is clear. Stalking is when two people go on a long romantic stroll together and only one of them knows about it.

Tiger Woods plays in the Farmers Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Club in the exclusive seaside resort of La Jolla Sunday. The club membership is very exclusive. Torrey Pines is one of the few PGA tournaments that's played on a public golf course but the town's private.

Marlboro announced it will market marijuana cigarettes in every state where smoking weed is legal. Picture the print ads. The Surgeon General's warning on the pack will be an undone list of Things to Do Today next to an x-ray of a stomach full of Twinkies and Skittles.

Colorado's licensed pot shops were reported running out of marijuana due to the huge demand. State lawmakers responded by suggesting a thirty-five percent sales tax on every ounce sold. Leave it to a state legislature to make the Mexican drug cartel look not so greedy.



Dade County Jail was deluged by Justin Bieber fans who cheered him as he walked out Thursday. The four hours in jail may have expanded his vocal range. Fans heard Justin Bieber hit a high-C and hold it for forty seconds, and that's just when he first sat down in the car.

Iranian officials disputed U.S. claims that the new agreement will halt Iran's production of centrifuges. It's a direct slap at the Obama Administration. Iran's President Rouhani said Iran's developed the capacity to enrich uranium and he added that girls didn't help at all.

Toronto mayor Rob Ford admitted he fell off the wagon when he sang reggae drunk at a burger joint. He vowed to keep going on and off the wagon until he hits rock bottom. Rob Ford has hit rock bottom so many times that environmentalists accused him of fracking.

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