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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan 29, 2013 / 18 Shevat, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tina Turner moved to Switzerland Friday as France's richest man moved to Belgium to flee high taxes. Gerard Depardieu moved to Russia and Phil Mickelson is wavering. If there's ever going to be life on Mars it's going to be rich people escaping these governments.

American Idol was sued by nine contestants for discrimination Monday. They passed their audition then were told they're disqualified due to their past criminal records. This leaves politics as the only career left in America which doesn't require a background check.

The Academy Awards got all six actors who played James Bond to appear together onstage on Oscar night. It's a good warning to the audience. You can be the hottest star in the world and in thirty years you'll be lucky if your agent can get you into a group photo.

The Weather Channel reported record low temperatures across the Midwest and the Eastern Seaboard over the weekend. The Arctic front announced the arrival of winter weather. It was so cold in New York City Thursday that Manti Te'o was sticking to his story.

Baltimore Ravens star Ray Lewis was targeted in a new book about his part in a stabbing murder in a parking lot years ago. The linebacker has been playing in the NFL for an amazing seventeen seasons. Apparently concussions don't end your career if you're a donor.

Sundance Film Festival was rocked by a lewd party thrown by CAA Thursday. It had lingerie models snorting prop cocaine off trays, strippers, and Alice in Wonderland's rabbit strapped with sex toys. This isn't a party, it's Charlie Sheen's I Have a Dream speech.

The Pentagon lifted the ban on women serving in the front lines of combat in the U.S. Army. The girls must get through basic training camp. After nine weeks of fighting off the advances of the finest young fighting men in the world, the Taliban should be a breeze.

U.S. Army generals debated the effectiveness of women in combat during cable news interviews Friday. It's not even debatable. Israel has proved that women can be a real military advantage unless you have to drive your tanks in reverse the way the Egyptians do.

President Obama flew to Las Vegas today to reveal his immigration reform proposal for allowing illegal aliens to have a pathway to citizenship. Californians are confused. We thought illegal aliens already had a pathway to citizenship, it's called the San Diego Freeway.

President Obama was attacked by a fly that landed on his forehead at an East Room function Thursday. Reaction was swift. The U.S. government just borrowed money from China for the Pentagon to buy fly-swatters from Raytheon for ten thousand dollars apiece.

President Obama was ruled to have unconstitutionally made recess appointments to labor's governing board Friday. It saves the non-union Boeing plant in Charleston. This is South Carolina's first victory over the United States in two wars and a nullification crisis.

Hillary Clinton was on CBS's 60 Minutes Sunday in an interview with Steve Kroft. She denied that the Obama Administration covered up its security failings in Benghazi with a cock-and-bull story about an anti-Muslim video. CBS's 60 Minutes is where Hillary first entered the national spotlight two decades ago to deny that her husband was a womanizer, and the show has had a laugh track ever since.

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