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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan 28, 2013 / 17 Shevat, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | San Diego cops arrested Peter Robbins, the voice of Charlie Brown in the CBS Peanuts specials, for threatening his girlfriend. She let him pay twelve thousand dollars for her boob job and then she left him. It is the California version of Lucy pulling away the football.

Phil Mickelson caused an uproar in La Jolla when he said he may exit California due to the new high state income tax. It may have ruined the tournament. All weekend, golfers were missing short putts and high-fiving each other for staying out of a higher tax bracket.

North Korea announced it will conduct a nuclear test and a long-range rocket test in preparation for a missile attack aimed at the U.S. They claim their missiles can hit the West Coast. Hillary Clinton is already blaming the attack on a film student's senior project.

Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta lifted the ban on women serving in combat units Thursday. It's a breakthrough. This will be the first time women who are working in a trailer out in Nevada are firing drone missiles instead of entertaining conventioneers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger sought to reconcile with Maria Shriver Friday. He had a ten-year affair and a child with his house maid. Maria says she wasn't so much bothered by the adultery but it's just ruined her reputation at NBC News as an investigative reporter.

Democratic U.S. Senator Dianne Feinstein of California introduced a bill Tuesday that's aimed at banning assault guns from being owned by U.S. citizens. Everyone expected it. It's a law of nature that the winning political party overreaches the day after the Inaugural.

The White House played down the fiasco that ensued from Beyonce's lip-syncing the National Anthem at Monday's Inaugural ceremony. The president made no mention of the staged fakery. His teleprompter said to just kiss her on the cheek and begin his speech.

John Kerry promised to divest his stock holdings that might pose a conflict of interest if he's confirmed. He and his wife own a lot of defense industry stocks. He could be the first Secretary of State to double his net worth by intentionally screwing up peace talks.

The U.S. Senate agreed to name the new interstate highway bridge in St. Louis over the Mississippi after Stan Musial. There's nothing to worry about. Ten years ago St. Louis named a six-lane freeway after Mark McGwire and within a few years it was sixteen lanes.

Oregon lawmakers offered a bill Friday to define tobacco as a narcotic that requires a doctor's prescripton to purchase. You would not be able to buy cigarettes without a prescription. Within a year, the world's busiest physician will be Michael Jackson's doctor.

Wisconsin University published a study Thursday showing eighty percent of people lie on dating websites. They always give themselves away. Guys who say they are forty and independently wealthy often forget to take off their paper hats when they leave work.

Japan rebuked an offical who said it'd save Japan a lot of money if old people would hurry up and die. Their senior citizens survived atomic bombings. People that resistent are going to be collecting government pensions until they're a hundred and fifty years old.

Hillary Clinton blew up in Congress Wednesday when asked why the administration displaced blame for the Benghazi attack. Everyone cowered. It's a flash of temper no one's ever seen from Hillary unless they dated an intern and then lied to her about it.

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