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May 20, 2013
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Peter Ford: Why China is welcoming both Israel's Netanyahu and Palestinians' Abbas
Warren Richey: Obama administration quietly backs out of appeal over new contraceptive mandate
Fred Weir: At Kerry-Putin meeting, US-Russia relations thaw --- a tad
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Sandy Kleffman: Artificial kidney offers hope to patients tethered to a dialysis machine
April 29, 2013
Roy Gutman: Poland's new Jewish museum celebrates life, doesn't revisit Holocaust
Mark Clayton: Terrorism in America: Is US missing a chance to learn from failed plots?
Kim Murphy: Boston Bomber's 'Svengali' Revealed
Pete Spotts: Tiny satellites + cellphones = cheaper 'eyes in the sky' for NASA
April 26, 2013
Clifford D. May: Defense in the Age of Jihadist Terrorism
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April 24, 2013
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Jewish World Review
Jan 25, 2013 / 14 Shevat, 5773
The News in Zingers
By
Argus Hamilton
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Beyonce lip-synced the National Anthem at the Inaugural while the U.S. Marine Band pretended to play. The president used a teleprompter and the oath was a re-enactment. This inaugural was so fake that Manti Te'o dropped to one knee and asked it to marry him. 
Hillary Clinton dodged questions in Congress while testifying about the Libya attack Wednesday. They never laid a glove on her. Hillary started her political career on the Watergate Special Committee and she took good notes on where Nixon made his mistakes. 
Hillary Clinton refused on Wednesday to completely negate the White House tale that the Benghazi attack was a spontaneous mob reaction to a film that ridicules Muslims. The story doesn't add up. The attack was in September and Argo didn't open until October. 
The Taliban confirmed they're targeting Prince Harry in Afghanistan. They're angry he killed a Taliban commander from his chopper and attributed it to his X-box skills. It has been two months since anybody pointed out the upside of violent video games. 
President Obama closed out the inaugural day Monday at the Commander in Chief's Ball. He brought down the house with some intentionally awkward dance moves. The Republicans thanked him for reaching out to them and gave him another trillion until May. 
Indonesian courts sentenced a British woman to death by firing squad for trying to smuggle cocaine into Bali Tuesday. They're going to shoot her for carrying cocaine into their territory. Indonesia's justice system is modeled on street corners in Los Angeles. 
The Los Angeles Dodgers signed a record TV deal with Time Warner Cable this week worth eight billion dollars. The payroll is through the roof. The players are making so much money they are asking to be traded to Florida or Texas where the taxes are lower. 
New York Jets owner Woody Johnson said Wednesday he was pressured into signing Tim Tebow last year. The quarterback never fit in New York, even religion-wise. There was just one statue of the Blessed Virgin where he went to school in Florida, and it's of him. 
San Diego Charger Junior Seau's family sued the NFL and Riddell Helmets Tuesday for not warning players of the damage done by hits to the head. That's not true. The helmet label warns NFL players they are at risk of making a lot of money and being pursued by beautiful chicks and brain damage and nobody reads all the way to the end of the sentence. 
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's ban on the sale of sugary drinks over sixteen ounces will go into effect in March unless challenges are upheld. On Tuesday, the NAACP ripped the large-soda ban as racist. Colas are brown and Mountain Dew is exempt. 
President Obama's inauguration got record-low TV ratings Monday with only seven million Americans viewing the speech. The administration was able to explain the low numbers. The Democrats say it was Martin Luther King Day and everyone was at work.
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