In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan 22, 2013 / 11 Shevat, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Notre Dame stood by Manti Te'o after his dead girlfriend turned out to be imaginary Friday. He's a legend now. Last night in the locker room Notre Dame's basketball coach told the team to go out there and win one for the girl whose picture came with their wallet.

Lindsay Lohan was arraigned in Beverly Hills court for the twentieth time Thursday over her car wreck on Pacific Coast Highway last fall. It's for running over and killing Notre Dame football star Manti Te'o's imaginary girlfriend. Lindsay never saw her coming.

Notre Dame's Manti Te'o's online girlfriend whom he never met and who reportedly died turns out never to have existed. To be a champion you must stay focused on your sport. If O.J. Simpson had had an iPhone and a fake girlfriend, he would still have his Heisman Trophy.

Lance Armstrong admitted taking performance enhancing drugs on Oprah Winfrey's show Friday. He was stripped of his titles and banned from cycling forever. It really validates what they say at the Cheesecake Factory that exercise just leads to prosecution.

Jodie Foster was reported in Hollywood Friday to have had her two teenage boys by her friend Mel Gibson. She and her gay partner reportedly chose Mel to provide the sperm. Every time the family drives by a synagogue the kids jump up against the window and bark.

Tiger Woods was reported Friday to have proposed to his ex-wife Elin and promised to be faithful. He's done the work. Tiger went into a sex rehab in Hattiesburg two years ago where the therapists spent twenty-eight days teaching him how to erase text messages.

President Obama tapped Denis McDonough to be his Chief of Staff on Thursday. This is the sixth white male he's appointed to his six top positions. Bill Clinton wanted a cabinet that looks like America and Barack Obama wants one that looks like baseball before 1945.

Hillary Clinton is scheduled to testify in Congress about the al-Qaeda attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi and the anti-Muslim-film excuse she gave for the attack. She won't be under oath, however. She just announced that she fell and broke her right elbow.

The TSA agreed to get rid of the airport X-ray scanners that show the traveler's nude body onscreen. It really slowed down the line. After they took the naked photos they interviewed travelers to list their turn-ons and turn-offs to print on the back of each picture.

Ann Romney turned down an offer from ABC's Dancing with the Stars to compete on the show this spring. Mrs. Romney has multiple sclerosis. It's not enough for Hollywood to defeat the Republicans, they want to knock them to ground and watch them struggle to stand back up.

Tom Brokaw likened gun rights defenders to civil rights opponents in the Sixties. The day before, Bob Schieffer compared the NRA to Nazis. In Mother England it's your bloodline that makes you a member of the nobility but in America it's a journalism degree.

New York police discovered in Battery Park Friday that a Revolutionary War cannon from British-occupied New York was still loaded with gunpowder and still able to fire. It's sat there for two hundred and thirty years. The cannon protected Wall Street from all the Americans who were fighting for equality and no one's ever seen a reason to unload it.

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