In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan 15, 2013 / 4 Shevat, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Beverage Digest reports that Anheuser Busch ads will flood the Super Bowl telecast promoting its new Budweiser Black Crown. This year's message for beer drinkers is simple. You might not be a football player but you can enjoy the sensation of brain damage.

The Academy Awards nominations were released Friday with Lincoln nominated for twelve Oscars. The studio's publicity campaign hid from the Hollywood voters the fact that Lincoln was a Republican. It's modeled on the Schwarzenegger campaign for governor.

President Obama was criticized Friday for naming white men to head State, Defense, Treasury and the CIA. It just never ends. Every cabinet meeting will begin with the National Guard escorting Barack Obama into the cabinet room past the governor of Alabama.

President Obama got lifetime Secret Service protection Friday. He rides around with armed guards equipped with assault weapons and backed up by snipers. Whenever the president's motorcade drives by a public school the teachers put the students in the closet.

NBC News reported that the flu epidemic has spread to forty-eight states Friday with hospitals setting up tents to handle the volume. We live in dangerous times. A terrorist with a runny nose entered an elevator in New York Friday and fighter jets were scrambled.

The NRA reported one hundred thousand new members Friday as gun control laws loomed. Gun stores are running out. Thanks to President Obama, there's a shortage of guns and a doctor shortage, so people who are feeling badly will just have to tough it out.

The White House announced the Inaugural Gala will include two Inaugural balls this year when four years ago the president hosted ten balls. There wasn't enough demand for tickets. The Inuagural Committee insisted on cash or checks, no EBT cards are accepted.

Major League Baseball instituted testing for Human Growth Hormone on Friday. It was the day after the Hall of Fame refused admittance to steroid users. There are so many baseball superstars not in the Hall of Fame right now that Pete Rose can get a poker game going in any city in America.

The Consumer Electronics Show showcased labor-saving devices Friday. Do we need labor-saving devices during a job shortage? The U.S. economy would be saved if they'd invent an iPad that can eat, rent houses, buy clothes, and needs a new car every two years.

New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg proposed limiting the amount of pain killer prescriptions the poor can get following emergency room treatment Friday. He wants the poor to be walking around the streets of New York with pain on their faces. The only explanation is that Mayor Bloomberg is an investor in Les Miserables and he's trying to boost ticket sales.

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